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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

A guy I previously worked with graduated from W.T. Sampson High School. He mentioned he loved the school, but he can't go back without committing terrorism. You see, it's located in Guantanamo Bay. Yes, that Guantanamo Bay. Ok, so he could join the military and go back...still.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

Texas: Hey, Sacremento, you have any Texas plates driving near a Planned Parenthood? Sacremento: Sure, he's a list good sir. Promise you won't do anything evil with this info...right? Texas: Hahahaha, oh, sure

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Wear Harvard shirts. When someone comes up to you who's a Harvard alumn and asks you if you went to Harvard, you reply that you didn't know it was a real college and that you thought the shirt was just Legally Blonde merch. That's a good way to mess with someone that's uptight.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

Dang that looks good. I hate being reminded the US has horrid taste in chocolate.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

When you go to delete your cache but you accidentally checked cookies and logins as well.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

Love these people. Looking at the following/follower list is usually a great way to proactively take out the trash.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

Ooof. It's been years since I was deep inside of cPanel. Feels kinda like going home after 20 years. As comfortable as it is unsettling. Also, you got reminded of the dump you used to live in.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

Those are ships, not gum. This is an icebreaker.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

Fascinating thread about engagement rates on social media. Jibes pretty well with what I thought was going on.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

I was a test subject for a combination vax. Had less side effects than either of the shots individually, if it's the same one I had but it was Moderna. Everyone in my family got the full except me. Not at all. Very much one of those "please tell me when this comes to market" moments.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

So the liberty and small government guys are saying just shut up and be totally submissive to the government's will and you won't die. That sums them up pretty nicely.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

Holy crap, just got notified by my insurance company that everything has been confirmed and approved and I'll finally be getting paid off for my wreck. Turns out that whole auto industry hacking bs delayed the whole thing. Time to get a new to me car this weekend hopefully.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

Was...err...was it ever ON the rails?!

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

So, it turns out that Space Force has an official boot. Like, I know they are totally a bona fide military branch, but if there was ever a military branch that could totally do a cross-marketing thing with Crocs...

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

Stolen from that other place. Still, it so totally is correct. Being a parent in general is a really shitty but rewarding job.
#dadlife

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Dear lord, that would be the cluster fuck of all cluster fucks.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

Sore-ee for bringing it up. IAS, I worked for TD for 15 years and I really miss Canada.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

So, Chicken Soup for the Soul filed for bankruptcy since they owe close to $1,000,000,000 and can't pay it back. LOTS to unpack there. Yes, the stupid book people owe a billion dollars. Turns out, they did an LBO of Redbox and Crackle media and can't pay for it. W.T.F.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

For all my Canadian friends, Happy Canada Day eh.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Except in Texas that is. Gotta love our state Supreme Court.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

I was buying beer at Walgreens along with some other stuff and they didn't bother carding me. I was like what you don't want to check my ID and they said no, not if you're buying Just for Men.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

Freaking love S.L.A. Marshall. Soldiers Load and Mobility of a Nation is an all-time classic and favorite of mine.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

Wow, f' Patagonia.
This is just a cheap way to avoid paying for massive layoffs so you can get rid of your experienced and higher-earning call center staff and replace them all with contractors while maintaining the veneer of their BS ethos.

www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

Unless you go to the Alamo in Bracketville but that is unlikely.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

Yup. That'll be San Antonio.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

One thing I love about San Antonio is the prevalence of mariachis.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

I hate it as much as I love and admire it.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Blocked and reported. 😂

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

My better half and I went to a BBQ restaurant who had roaming mariachis. It's San Antonio so not unusual. I noticed the violin player was an Orthodox guy in full mariachi garb. He stood out but he was good. Kinda surreal.

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

Being a stoner doesn't make you lazy, it turns you into an engineer. This is a great example of that.

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