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this is the most positive thing i've ever seen you say. so like congratulations

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homeschooling my kids to make sure they turn out weird

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babies are always saying this

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nobody knows python because everyone has undergone the mortifying ordeal of writing python

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agriculture enabkes misogyny to develop more effective practical implementations. and misogyny was leveraged during primitive accumulation to destroy independent peasantry but i think misogyny has more ancient roots in heroic storytelling among foragers

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have you read caliban and the witch

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tortillas are best on a hot griddle. for things like blistering chiles, convection oven or a countertop air fryer work well

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American made, union printed 11 oz white ceramic mug Dishwasher safe

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doctors hate her for this one weird trick

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it looks like they are wearing ucp camo (old US surplus) and ballistic armor in the same pattern

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the tradition of all dead generations weighs like a coconut on the tree of you young people

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sounds like they're getting exactly what they wanted

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as someone who just moved to seattle. texas isn't the south

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cache invalidation and naming things

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praying for you

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the last bisexual president of the united states

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360 dildocam feed on the vegas sphere

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to be clear im single rn

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immediate? maybe. one degree extended? absolutely

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how do yall break cables. i wore out like one microusb cable in the decade or so that they were relevant.

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america would stop happening if everybody decided to just do something else

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pressing the block button irl (six shots center mass)

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be nice to yourself do it do it fucking do it be nice to yourself right now you won't

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if youre buying hobos just buy them in pairs and they know you mean business

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i wish those metallic oil crayons actually looked good on walls

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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God: oh hey u guys are back early angel: earth's haunted The Lord Your God: what ? angel: *loading a pistol and getting back into the column of light* earth's haunted

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i swear the restaurant just outside the ticket gate and that stupid big tv are half the building

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random dog on the street just bit me. haha

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venmo will let you send a payment with the note "dyke" but not "fag"

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logging off grindr to find out

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blessed is the flame

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you know, before the internet, nobody got dogged for recycling mixtape tracks

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go collapse girl

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perhaps the only thing more sus is a beautiful, cohesive full-arm sleeve

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you can count on my write-in

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do you know about the gay sim copter sabotage

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brandishing has a specific legal definition that in many jurisdictions can only be met if someone observing you feels a certain way

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just finished precipitating my ego

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We all know that the QWERTY keyboard was arranged that way to slow down fast typists on old manual typewriters that tended to jam. It's old and its raison d'être is obsolete! That's why I've created the ultimate keyboard, with keys alphabetized for ease of use.

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took it

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come to mastodon. network with many exciting eu organs & dutch bicycling enthusiasts

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the biden administration is actually worse than trump on this issue. the dea is restricting amphetamine manufacture, instead of giving everyone pills over zoom,

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sounds really gay

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if you like poppers you'll love high weight reps

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