Akhonji

tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

If you find a tiny guy you’ve pretty much peaked for the day it’s all downhill from there

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

Heartened [59m]: You have heard your favorite songbird. (+5 willpower)

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

You (obsessed with endings, statuary): Hanging around the cemetery Me (plump, German, mouth circled by a thick layer of milkfat): Hanging around the creamery

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

Disgruntled fans of the Bell Beefer held restaurant sit-ins known as “Stank Festivals”, a commentary on Taco Bell's reputation, in protest after its cancellation.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

Scientists stunned after finding blob of water in the middle of the ocean

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

Welcome to my mind palace

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

We accidentally found out how territorial the Eastern Kingbird is when we were trying to see if its song was a match of a recording. I can't wait to go back up there.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

One more little handful of treasures brought back from the woods and dunes of the north.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

Old Fashioned Hoot of Nanny

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 10:50 UTC

From the humble slurp to the robust glug, when it comes to the topic of thirst, nothing beats the act of drinking.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Treating myself to a slice of Astral Loaf, 'the Bread of the Stars'.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 11:45 UTC

Lovely afternoon spent walking up sandy hills! Ludington State Park, right by Lake Michigan

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

I underestimated the natural beauty of the state of Michigan once. It's not a mistake I intend to make twice

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

A pair of lifelong rival groups that have adopted adjacent stretches of highway

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

Hi! 👋 Annoying guy that didn't understand you were making a joke here, just thought I'd weigh in

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:14 UTC

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:06 UTC

They're lifting me into a big machine that will turn me into easily fermentable pulp. Not my problem

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

What do the great cultures of the Kazakhs, the Apache, and the Chamorros of the Mariana Islands have in common? Only these three have formalized the unquenchable power of the Uncle and its role in society

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

Airline safety all freaked about a Dutch Roll - I'm over here thinking hell, I could go for a slice

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Ian Fleming presents JAMES BOND in the Man With The

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 11:51 UTC

A fascinating story about a strange jug dug up out of the sands of Mesopotamia, and the entity which reached forth its dread hands from within the jug. Presenting: Fotherhill's Jug.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

At the time, there was a saying in Luoyang which went: "He (Yan), Deng (Yang) and Ding (Mi) create turmoil in the imperial capital." Probably catchier in Middle Chinese.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

(Guy who doesn't know he's been using salmon-flavored dog toothpaste for years) I used to eat seafood all the time but recently it just reminds me of toothpaste

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Recently learned about Tim Hecker. Love the mood of this track.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

From the hot, humid swamps teeming with exotic vegetation comes the rock that burns: COAL.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

On All Groans' Day the plaintive moans of the Groanfather resonate through the whole valley

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

You (unsophisticated): thinking about something called a 'vtuber' Me (refined): fussing over my stocks of 'b-tubers', short for bulbotubers, commonly called a corm

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

Hate toiling in the creature mines but love pulling fistfuls of the furry objects from the fertile black soil.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

Drag those darling digits over here, daddy, Doug desperately desires delousing 👄

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

You're blessed to have such a beautiful mime.

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

"A most healthful and nutritious food."

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

If it's any help, my favorite indies I've tried have been Poesie, Alkemia, and Hexennacht! They all do really great work, and HN has a searchable page if you have a certain note you're fond of

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

Samplers are the way to go! It rules to get a whole selection of perfumes for under 20, and you can get the big one if you find one you really like

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

Back at the sanctuary- lucky to get a day like this one!

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Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

Realized we named white-tailed deer the same word as this but in a different language.

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