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Nobody trusts anybody now… and we’re all very tired


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Biden stepping down because he is no longer confident he can remain sharp in 2028: fine, everyone gets it Kamala also has to step down because she was a terrible pick at the time: ok so these people simply cannot be trusted with power

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Ok well I’d vote for Kamala I’m not voting for Biden, do with that information what you will

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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It wasn’t one bad debate, it’s been six goddamn years of noticeable cognitive decline. You people have absolutely fucked because you think real life is a tv show

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Probably because Trump didn’t mumble through the debate, but why would I know. Why don’t you ask all your Republican friends that. Dems have been lying to America for months, though, idk what to tell you. Rip the bandaid now or go down with the noble lie is an easy choice to me

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Before the debate Biden’s number one weakness was the electorate thought he was too old to be President. You guys have to live in reality please

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So what

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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One of his colleagues is Samuel Moyn!!! Who works at Yale!! To think this guy’s reductive little poem is the problem at Yale just speaks so poorly of Corey, just a legacy destroying pet issue

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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I remember being so mad about Pomeranz being the player to be named

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Part of the thrill is supposed to be the shame!

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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This is the press overplaying their hand I think, Trump can’t even get into this

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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She’s so attractive in that movie it genuinely makes you lose track of the plot at times, which given her role in plot is just a perfect performance. Take that, zoomer prudes who say there’s no such thing as a necessary sex scene in film

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Listen I don’t want to step on your dreams, but just to mix it up have you tried out pretending you are William Hurt’s character in Body Heat? Real top notch humid summer night reverie material imo

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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They definitely do but this Biden stuff is just score settling, they have been mad at him for giving them access and interviews

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Len Damico's avatar Len Damico @lendami.co
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kamala takes the stage as the presumptive nominee to the organ riff from “not like us.” the crowd goes wild when she says “our opponent, the certified lover boy? certified pedophile”

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Also the byline willfully misleads people about who Walther is, he’s a failed pundit who got some sort of sinecure at a Catholic magazine from typical right wing elder abuse fundraising, but he’s a politic activist and has been his entire career

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Walther has no subject matter expertise in any subject(including, apparently, his own voting behavior) and he’s just a mentally ill racist whose specific illness manifests in a religious form, why on Earth is he worthy of publication

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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NYT’s famously woke op-ed newsroom once again hiring an insane reactionary with no editorial control lol

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Has Matthew Walther ever had a job that wasn’t some flavor of politics opinion writing(all of which he was hired for on pure affirmative action)?

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Why did you crop out 4, that’s the best one! “Nominate an American Keir Starmer” lol. First off, the American Starmer is Kamala Harris, secondly, Starmer et al. seized power by calling Corbyn anti-Semitic! Isn’t that wokeness?

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Wait so you can’t even say that they’re wrong with your chest, you’re just complaining that 8 people all agree about something? But you agree with them too!

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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He retweeted Powers’ tweet about his article, then un-RTed it and RTed some guy in Spanish posting about it. Stealing Greenwald’s move there

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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She’s worried about you being trapped, they like checking up on us to see if anything is going on

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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No you gotta talk to them, they mostly have the mind of a child, like 53 year old men who believe in a version of Christianity that merges The Secret with Santa Claus being real

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Written by Joel Edgerton of all people, real shame we never got him into a Mad Max proper film

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Ya it was the beginning of the R-Pattissance. Very grim, thumbs up

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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They also legalized the Teapot Dome scandal, which involved a bunch of gifts given after the fact

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Ok first off we should be ableist about politicians. They need to be “able” to do their job. Second man if it’s so important to beat Trump why are you yelling at me. I’m not the old man with a speech impediment polling behind him and losing debates

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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The only contender is Reagan and he was still pretty lucid in 84

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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The left noticed Biden was senile too early which made the first debate stumble hurt more

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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That isn’t what insolvency means, but yeah seems like it.

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Elon Musk’s rise to wealth and power has almost exclusively happened under Democratic presidential leadership and just literally applying any sort of law to him would’ve shut that down

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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plenty of people who know what they’re talking about disagree with me, but you appear to be having a full on manic episode because you got pushback on your claim that “The Empire Strikes back is a bad film, worse than Rise of Skywalker

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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This is one of the top 3 or 4 pieces of film criticism of the century imo, and given the decline in media literacy pretty much a lock to stay that way

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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And the end result of uwu let people enjoy things culture is that obviously there’s just no way you can defend that on the merits, TLJ is more competently shot than the other sequels but written and acted even worse, but vibes are vibes

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Plenty of dumb people would agree the original trilogy is better than the sequel trilogy(as would most forms of film criticism), it’s not like any of them are very complicated films. Since you asked me to be rude, you probably have some fucked up parasocial thing going on

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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I mean if you think any films of the sequel trilogy are better than Empire that strongly implies that you experience cinema from a much different perspective than other people. There needs to be a common frame of reference about what a movie being “good” means

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Basically we are creating a folk history that the problem with segregation is that it hurt black people’s feelings, and so if we can retroactively say Josh Gibson was better than Ruth it’s job well done on that tricksy issue

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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The motivation of the people doing the whitewashing is the same, the effects are obviously not the same but it’s the same rah-rah, love means love, humans are freaking awesome impulse found exclusively in severe cases of HR brain. I’m probably not explaining this well.

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Retroactively pretending the Negro leagues were MLB is of a piece of how Overlord, the WW2 zombie movie just pretended the armed forces were desegregated, or how Bridgerton has a post-racial Regency. Pretending racism didn’t happen isn’t woke!

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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One might remember that Bush responded to 9/11 by starting two wars, not by trying to get bin Laden onboard with infrastructure week

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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in 250 years the political coalition that most effectively countered reactionary anti-majoritarianism was the Army of the Tennessee

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Listen if you like thinking too literally and explaining the themes of the movie then you’ll love this: he does have an epic shootout with Chirugh. It’s not decisive, but it happens, and it ruled.

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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This is a regular hat opinion, extinction rebellion and just stop oil exclusively do this sort of dumb shit, if they were just misguided they’ve had plenty of time to figure it out

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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All of Germany’s successes in WW2 happened in the first three years of the war and mostly relied on people not imagining he’d do something so stupid and reckless

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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Biden bungled his 20k forgiveness plan because he and his staff are incompetent!

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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They’re gonna treat it like Gore losing the popular vote, “under our Republic not a democracy system the final determination of who won the election is Congress”, Democrats who criticized Trump for election denialism now deny the certification, etc etc

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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This is giving her way too much credit, she’s just a moron whose rich parents have tried like 9 different plans for finding her a career before giving up

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Cooper Lund's avatar Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social
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One major shift in the last ten years is that everyone - politics people, sports people, movie people - have at least in part stopped being able to talk about the thing they're actually interested in and have succumbed to the idea that marketing is the thing that matters

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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So imagine like instead of you talking to one person we have dozens of people talk to thousands of people each

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