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Alberto

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Aphex Twin Predator
Cartoon Cryptid
He/Him
See more of my art at:
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Heyo! I need help catching up with bills, so I'm opening more slots! Form below Shares appreciated 🙏🏾

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Sean's avatar Sean @publichealth.bsky.social
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never forget the usa today “heatwave” infographic

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Artist Hitomi Terasawa drew a meticulous cross-sectioned rendering of Hong Kong's infamous Kowloon Walled City before it was razed in 1994. Now we have rare scans revealing the inner workings of the labyrinth-like metropolis.

www.thisiscolossal.com/2024/07/kowl...

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I have a hard time trusting any animal that weighs that much and has sledgehammers for feet where pure sass is oft sold as a feature

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He's on the floor in the living room and people think you have a fancy rug

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I'm picturing some strung out dog mom coming up to you and making baby talk and playing with your muzzle and you just rise up like Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride and bonk her out cold

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Mentally dragged through the mud but the pink bow is still perfectly placed because I still gotta be me

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Being a furry is great, the friends you meet along the way makes it so much better ❤️

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Terry Pratchett has been keeping me company every single road trip I've been on in the past few years and it's been fantastic.

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I'd allow the 5 min it takes to get the step ladder set up to do this to me. Patience pays off in the end.

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It surprised me how much he would just use the deepest inky black in a fully rendered piece and just how well it works

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Even just opening the app I get Darren Korb's Out of Tartarus stuck in my head

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Sorry for the wall of text I'm running out the door to the airport rn! :3 <3

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Imagine Lucky Charms but with marshmallow bunnies and pigs and sheep. It turns your milk a sanguine shade of crimson and all the cartoon wolves on the box appear to be in a black metal band. The mascots have lore now. Edgy teen bunnies like to buy it to annoy their parents.

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I toon up ordinary items for the townsfolk to use. Want that steam roller to go way too fast? Want that boom box to generate thrust? Want to gift an enemy the world's most persistent alarm clock? Is your wooden mallet too small? Do you need an IVR system built like a labyrinth? Just gimme a call.

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I'm texting my boss "Beautiful Risings, Pharaoh" every morning from here on out.

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aright one more for today! Ill prove that every toon can pull off the shirtless/jeans look!

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Thank you for Blood and Fear (ok kids these are song titles not the product of some clandestine ceremony)

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Uh oh some more toons in jeans! This is really fun to do...

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If you see this, post a picture from your phone but don't explain it.

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Ash Tahilan - LOOKING FOR WORK's avatar Ash Tahilan - LOOKING FOR WORK @onihat.bsky.social
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🐶🛜

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It would be great if you made a big poster with a forest border and all these clumsy queer critters in it

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According to eBay it's Royal Doulton D6448 Apparently they made a bunch of figurines and there's plenty of these foxes about if you don't mind getting one from Australia haha

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