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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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oh my god it's literally this

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juno. stump ($190/$250)'s avatar juno. stump ($190/$250) @juno.bsky.social
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R A T B EE F

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I work in a level 1 trauma center hospital, and from what I can tell, every 4th of July, 1 in 5 Americans dies in a boating or ATV accident.

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Chantal James's avatar Chantal James @chantalalive.bsky.social
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Frederick Douglass' speech "What to the Slave is the Fourth of July" is required reading for the 4th of July. So everybody read this. This speech is read aloud annually by a historical reenact-or at Douglass' home that's preserved as a site across town from me in Anacostia, DC. That happens today.

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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I want to commit crimes. I need a black domino mask and a large bag with a dollar sign on it

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Announcer: Congratulations on winning the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest! Me (still eating): Contest?

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Just stand on the other side of the grill, lady. Amateur hour.

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What exactly is going on here? Is she trying to make her junk smell like grilled meat? Is her vag so hot it's actually cooking the steak? I'm at a loss.

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Brockway's avatar Brockway @brockway.bsky.social
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Shit my boy got that Freddie Beans edition. Got that chili cupholder. Got baked beans in the ashtray. β™« beans on the inside / beans on the outside β™«

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day

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I used be a little embarrassed I had an ancestor with my last name who was a loyalist in the Revolutionary War and fought against America, but maybe he was just 250 years ahead of his time.

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying

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Ray 's avatar Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
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Hmm Neil Gaiman has usually posted on bluesky about 800 times by this point in the day, I wonder why the sudden silence.

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I work in a level 1 trauma center hospital, and from what I can tell, every 4th of July, 1 in 5 Americans dies in a boating or ATV accident.

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I'm not shutting down the beach on the 4th of July just because a shark "ate a few people", and "is a credible terrorist threat" and "is probably sleeping with my wife"

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I can't believe I'm putting money in a retirement account, knowing that in 30 years the only currency that will matter is clean water.

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Put a positive spin on it. You almost invented a new weapon to kill cockroaches.

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Dak's avatar Dak @dak.bsky.social
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I put my pants on like everyone else. When there’s a knock at the front door

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Politicians like adult diapers. They need to be changed often, and are a little too cozy with unreliable dicks and assholes.

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Not literally, obviously, his bones would shatter like chalk.

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vineyille's avatar vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social
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Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.

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If fireworks exploded with a force proportional to your enthusiasm about America as a country, anything I lit would turn into an inert frozen chunk.

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phil jamesson's avatar phil jamesson @philjamesson.com
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if james bond existed in 1770 his job wouldve been to kill george washington

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phil jamesson's avatar phil jamesson @philjamesson.com
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(about to write the most famous lullaby of all time) im gonna go tell the baby he's gonna fall out of a tree

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I've never seen an armadillo in real life that wasn't smashed on the side of the road. I'm starting to think they just Look Like That, and any media depictions are conjectures on what they might look like inflated.

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)'s avatar Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in
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It's bullshit they made me turn in my badge and gun just because "they were unarmed" and "I work in IT" and "am not a officer of the law and probably the exact opposite if anything."

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You're the best. I'll take some fall colors when the time comes, that's when I miss it most.

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I did play Hollow Knight, I absolutely love that game. I did beat Radiance for the "true" ending, and that was fairly high difficulty. I hit my ceiling pretty early with some of the DLC, haha

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Took me over 5 hours, but I finally beat the last boss for the Nine Sols true ending. Absolute masterpiece of a game. It will find a place among my all-time favorites. Now, I'm going to ice my cramped hands.

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I'm not saying Kamala Harris would be a great president or even a good one, but it'd be pretty funny to watch conservatives realize they gave a Black woman limitless presidential power without consequences.

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Xena: Warrior Princess's avatar Xena: Warrior Princess @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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My boss said I can't use the title "future human remains" in my email signature anymore

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