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Alex Blechman@alexblechman.bsky.social |
Cybertrucks are being recalled due to an error with Juicer Mode. The whirling blades are only supposed to extend when the car is filled with fruits/vegetables and all humans have exited the vehicle, but wearing a red shirt tricks the sensor into thinking you’re a strawberry
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cheesesnack
@cheesesnack.bsky.social
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My entire family was rendered into a red, pulpy liquid but it's still the best car I've ever owned
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ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus"
@marktspence.bsky.social
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Cool--so Elon invented the Suicide Booth...
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Veronica Green-Party Eco-Socialist
@smartirestgeenyas.bsky.social
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🤣😂
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New Mexico Man
@newmexicoman.bsky.social
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“We can upgrade you so that the humans are squeezed to death instead, with our Juicero 2.1 update.”
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Ben Soskin
@bensoskin.bsky.social
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Tucker Drake
@tuckerdrake.bsky.social
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This feels like something @scalzi.com would know about.
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Alex Epstein
@shallweplayagame.bsky.social
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You should know better than to wear one of the red shirts. That never turns out well.
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@pnutzgg.bsky.social
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How is the juice dispensed afterwards
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