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You did this to yourself

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The pews will be filled!

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FINALLY MY MOMENT HAS COME

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I can say that by and large the Wikipedia articles about me and my work are accurate. Sometimes errors slip in but they are not fabrications, and generally quickly corrected.

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LOVE IT

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One of the advantages, if you want to call it that, of having information of your own that you can check on Large Language Models, is that you quickly understand how badly they get what you know wrong, and if they get that wrong, what are they getting wrong that you DON'T know about?

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UGH SO MANY STEPS (also me too)

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He got an Oscar in the feature-length documentary category.

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Go on, you know you want to, all the cool kids are doing it (and by cool kids I mean goth nerds who dig surreal rock novels, which is, like, Bluesky's primary demographic)

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One of my favorite things to do, paraphrased: Me (to "AI"): Recount the plot to [one of my books] and name five major characters and their roles. AI: [Generates bad plot, correctly names only the protagonist, all other characters and their roles made up] Me: That's wrong, you know. AI: I know.

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YES. And on my side of things it's not as if my work is forbiddingly dense and difficult to read, it's probably just easier to zoom through the book.

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Found yet another site with AI-created summaries for my books; those summaries are both inaccurate and hopelessly bland. Please, folks, if you have kids of book report age, tell them from me that these summary sites are just complete bullshit. Don't trust them and don't copy their blandness.

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YES

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I have yet to have a PDF version of a W9 form allow me to fill it in completely without telling me some portion of the thing will not allow a text field and/or signature. It's a real fucking pain in the ass, is what it is.

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Got a lot of Brit friends over here on Bluesky, so to all of you, I wish you an awesome and patriotic 4th of July! Send those Tories packing tomorrow and take your country back. Looking forward to returning to a kingdom that has returned to sanity.

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The screenwriter has done all right in the interim.

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I actually prefer the theatrical release of Kingdom of Heaven, largely for pacing reasons, but I think it's useful to see the director's cut once for context.

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Who is an Oscar winner, if you can believe it!

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Three times if you count Raiders of the Lost Ark, for which he co-wrote the story, and produced. "Radioland Murders" (again co-writing/producing) will mess up this formulation but that really was more of a technology test than anything else.

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One of the very few "director's cut" editions that improved a film was Blade Runner, and that mostly by taking things out (Ford's awful voiceover, demanded by the studio and recorded basically under duress).

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To be scrupulously fair, there are botched edits as well -- There's the chainsaw editing of "The Magnificent Ambersons," and Harvey Weinstein was famous for taking films away from directors and having them chopped up to his order (which is something studios have regularly done, but he was notorious)

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My understanding is that he got the gig in part because he taught Lucas at USC.

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Lucas deserved neither award, though. If we were to de-Allen the '78 Academy Awards, I would give director to Herbert Ross and Original Screenplay to Neil Simon. But, all around it wasn't a great year. Allen's work was the best in these categories, even if he was (and IS) problematic as fuck.

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Also, there is no fucking shame in things saved in the edit; that's what the editing is for.

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The version in the film really is perfect for the moment and for the character.

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When I was 15, something 20 years ago was ancient history, and here at 55, something 20 years ago was yesterday

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You just did what I did I think

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She really is, and it's why I'm always clear to people that none of what I have been able to get done in my career would have been achievable without her. It's a full partnership. I'm the public face and product creator, she is the one who handles the backend and quality control. It works!

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Yup. This is business, don't fuck with the business.

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(Correction: Half-century, no half-decade, that's a hell of a bit of denial on the part of my brain, isn't it)

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What? (looks) OH GOD DAMN IT

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Krissy does this for me. As I am fond of saying, she loves me too much to let my shitty writing slide.

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Time is a Sith

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Believable dialogue was indeed never his forte, he needed others for that.

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Star Wars is almost 50 years old!

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Yuuuup. On the technical side of filmmaking, Lucas is unquestionably the most important filmmaker of the last half decade - modern cinema is built on the innovations he and his team pioneered. But he's a shit writer and a mediocre director who absolutely requires mediation from others.

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Marcia Lucas in fact won an Oscar for her film editing of Star Wars. George Lucas was up for two that year and won neither (he was beaten out by Woody Allen for both of them). He has still not won a competitive Oscar.

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Interesting thread and not surprising to me. There was a reason I left X for good.

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Here's some pretty flowers for your timeline today, thought you might want them.

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Yes, I knew this already

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I've been out in the real world all day, have I missed anything other than generalized panic?

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(Caveat that "standard grammar" in English is generally bullshit made up to sell books to status-conscious Victorians, even if it has some use in communication. Perhaps a more accurate way of putting it is "common usage.")

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Yes, that should be "and/or"

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Continuing my vague grammar theme for the morning: I am seeing the word "costed" (as a substitute for the verb "cost") pop up rather more frequently, and in places where the writer is otherwise using generally standard grammar. I'm wondering is this a legit use shift or lax educational standards.

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Another word I don't ever spell correctly on the first try: Corollary.

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Yup. If people block me, good, they are taking control of their Bluesky experience and removing an irritant, i.e., me. I don't need to know why they did it, and honestly I don't care, my need to be liked is not that strong anymore. Anyway, with 6M people here now, we'll both find people to hang with

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NO IT IS NOT

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