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Schooley
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IT’S A COOKBOOK
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Schooley
@schooley.bsky.social
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IT’S A COOKBOOK
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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This one got me several years ago. Outside a Basquiat exhibit.
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Nothing is more important than freedom and independence.
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The 18th Brumaire of Louis Napoleon was not a “how to” guide. Smh
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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One small hurdle. It takes a two-thirds vote to expel a member of Congress.
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We can remember it for you wholesale.
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Those guys are all dead, except for Miller, who is just mostly dead.
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I got a response saying my request was too short. Needed to be 100 characters. I just repeated the same request.
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Work force participation specifically measures the number of people in and out of the workforce. No need to reinvent the wheel.
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Surprised they gave him the Rope to do this.
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Yes.
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Holy fucking hell. “This Humungous seems like a reasonable man!”
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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I get a follow up demand letter from a lawyer clearly written by AI on a fairly arcane area of law which is part of my practice. Utter fucking gibberish. The first line of my response was “your letter reads as if it were written by a poorly trained AI ChatBot” Haven’t heard from the clown since.
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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You laugh but my mom’s cousin’s friend’s sister in law died from Ebola tracked into her house. On a bedbug.
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Holy mother of God: “They resorted to humping it long towards West Ham reject Gianluca Scamacca, truly the kind of football *Sam Allardici* would have deployed if the world had been more open to his tactical genius.” That was fucking genius. I spit whisky all over a new rug. Thanks a lot!
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I think he had to surrender his passport. Maybe Elon can smuggle him out to Doha in a Cybertruck/Acts As Boat.
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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If Florida is completely submerged before November that would chip away at that delta. Sadly, this is a possibility
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He is a pear.
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They are giving you special pricing Doug - for morons
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Someone removed all the bones from her wrists
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Terminator was 1984. This movie was an incredible mash up of ripoffs.
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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The Top Bottom Bitches.
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Good thing you brought your bike with you!
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They won the Euros three short years ago. . .
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More like wiping surgical tools with a hand towel instead of sterilizing them.
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Fatty Arbuckle. It is known.
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Just ask Bartolo Colon
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Colon is just the *oldest* living baseball player.
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That was the story the Japanese Imperial government came up with. That and that they were “liberating” all the people that they exploited and used as slave labor, inhumanly and far more brutally than their colonial rivals.
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IIRC they had some pretty stiff competition at the time.
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Samuel L Jackson doesn’t remember asking you ONE GODDAMN THING!!!
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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Unironically, widening lanes results in increased speeds with a corresponding increase in pedestrian and bicycle accidents and fatalities. Designing safer streets invariably involves changes which slow down speeds and forces slower cornering.
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For fuck sakes just download Waze and it will fucking tell you when a camera is in your path. Also speeding is incredibly deadly to pedestrians and bicyclists you feckin’ idjiot. Just don’t speed where there are people who may pay for selfish stupidity with their lives.
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Britt Eklund FTW.
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Into the Spiderverse. Already been done.
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Blistex is gonna make a fortune of these idiot goober’s capped lips.
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I just hope Sean O’Brien is paying attention.
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Murshed Zaheed
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Baller tweet.
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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Y'all kidding? Republicans are *required* to condemn racism, provided it is teh *real* racism.
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🤣🤣
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Better that a hundred innocent men be found guilty than one guilty man escape punishment, amirite?
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All in a bid to out do Floriduh in the enshittification of higher education.
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She’s basically saying “I am aryan, not one of these mongrel untermenschen”
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I saw what you did there!
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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Hospitality workers can't refuse to pay taxes on tips. Well, they can, but that is called tax evasion. More to the point, hospitality workers in Nevada are subject to GITCAs which withhold taxes from agreed tip rates.
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@alexdel.bsky.social
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Unworkable. Cyber Trucks are so advanced they self-vandalize just by getting damp. In fact, they are so state of the art they will vandalize their owners fingers, arms and legs. Elmo owns you libs again!!
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The whole point of inflation is to account for the fact that life costs more nowadays. People may not have had cellphone bills, but they had landlines and long-distance charges that were provided by a monopoly and could be very expensive. People cancel land lines precisely because they cost more.
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“We’re going to end batteries in boats and cars” is some brainwormed stuff. He doesn’t know how gasoline powered cars and boats start?
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That take on Kareem is the stupidest thing ever written about basketball.
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