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Weird little autistic genderqueerbo because gender is a fuck. generally ace but attractions are *hand wave*-ish Bio-Mech pilot I don't do followbacks.


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3-4 ages ago. we're in the Seventh Age now.

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oh, so when @alepresser.com said that things were gonna get batshit "soon" a few months ago she wasn't necessarily talking about the dragon and the princess. I see.

welp this is gonna be a fun ride for the next bunch of updates I think.

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specifically getting Joshua Harris-inspired vibes

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Without knowing anything about it it FEELS like some fundamentalist Christian mad at Pride month Decided that June was Celibacy Awareness Month just to spite the gays. could be 100% wrong

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*slow blink* unironic SJW useage in 2024. that feels like oldschool internet hatred at this point.

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Huh. I must have come back to the one day this month that Bluesky isn't burning itself down

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we talking 1419, 1483, or 1618 modernist take?

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we talking one of the defenestrations of Prague, here, or are we going deep into the defenestration of public officials fandom?

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people who watch 2001: A Space Odyssey- "Oh no the computer is trying to kill us all, this is the worst thing ever!" people who read 2001: A Space Odyssey- "Oh it's just a computer glitch and there's more happening." People who read 3001: "Why the hell is this circumcision thing in here?"

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gotta love class reductionists. "Look, all of you minorities need to shut up, you're distractions. The world will be perfect for all of us once we sort out class issues. What possible reason could people have to dislike each other once we deal with class issues?"

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the anticorporate scifi capitalist dystopia job simulator with americana soundtrack videogame is a very niche genre, but a fun one.

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Ah yes, Shower Gremlin Alcoves. For centuries, they remained a secret from all but the super wealthy, but every so often the story leaks out from a plumbing hobbyist that discovers them.

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those are rookie numbers. I'm up to 15k

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mentioned it in another part of the replies here, but I disagree.

Granny's story arc was not one of growth, but of self-control. the struggle of Granny vs Black Aliss-the steely resolve she faced in holding to her course.

Regardless of which love interest got left behind

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And in Carpe Jugulum she faces her greatest challenge yet--someone she CAN'T beat in a stand-up fight. and yet. and yet. After she comes out victorious anyways through sheer spite and headology, against all odds. And she gets her reward: Alice Weatherwax never went fully Black. Arc complete.

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Over and over again we see her knowing exactly what people need and how to fix them, through her understanding of Headology. But she holds herself back from treating people as a problem, a thing, to be solved. Because she knows Black Aliss lies at the end of that path.

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For her it's not discovering herself, or having big realizations or changes. It's about the constant and overwhelming knowledge that she could FIX people, set them right, and nobody could stop her. But that would see her treating people as things to be fixed.

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honestly disagree. Granny's character arc was always "I've got all this power, and if I relax even slightly I might go Bad Aliss and wind up getting shoved into my own oven." it's not as dramatic as the others, but it is first defined in Witches Abroad and finishes in Carpe Jugulum.

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Out of all the skeets that got more than 1 or 2 likes, THIS is the skeet I'm most proud of.

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always has been

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looking forward to the annual UK LGBT History Month/US Black History Month "Why can you just let us have our month" fight. to be repeated in October during the US' LGBT History Month and UK Black History Month.

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May we get an adaptation of Kwame Mbalia's Tristan Strong trilogy someday. It'd be a great way to introduce African myth & folklore to generations of kids.

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what if we didn't kiss or fuck but we're both autistic and we got brushes with soft bristles and run them over each other's skin while we sit on texture mats and our feet play with foot fidget toys 😳😳😳😳

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Nah cis people ruined gender reveal parties. Tranniversaries, however, are an "Us" thing. Oh you have a birthday, cissies? That's cute. Trans people get a birthday AND a Tranniversary.

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Lightsabers are just less noisy chainsaws with bisexual lighting. change my mind

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along with a half dozen that you used to play that are inexplicably just GONE from the steam workshop

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so you're...not gonna spend 9 hours screaming at the mod workshop trying to get 300 mods that are a mix of old mods you enjoyed and are out of date and may or may not cause crashes now and some newer ones working to launch the game and then not crash after 30 minutes? It's a choice I guess

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not scrolling up to see the first post and instead choosing to believe that Link has some advanced algorithm that lets him detect where people hating Brits is occurring on this app.

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Day 500 in the Mike Pence Summer Camps. the Truscums are threatening to turn the neopronoun/xenogender transes over to the guards for preferential treatment for themselves. They're planning a debate forum amongst the other queer prisoners. so, you know, the usual.

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The Duke of Ankh-Morpork and Captain of the City Watch Sir Samual Vimes has (and would again if Sir Terry were still alive) would be the first to tell you to watch out for the goddamn nobility and the coppers. can't trust none of 'em.

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I mean Mommy Dimitrescu. sorry Mommy Dimi--dammit Mo--goddammit

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--how I felt when I realized that the straights were thirsting after Mommy Dimitrescu and it wasn't just a Queer thing

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Was gonna make the joke of "Who is Batman's Tech Support? Alfred" but then I realized that no, the one job Alfred doesn't do in the Bat Mansion is IT. that's for Oracle.

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the Aromantics, Asexuals, and Autistics Council (AAA Council) has concluded that sex and romance is a mistake and that nobody should fuck or date anybody and why would anyone want that in the first place? That doesn't make any sense.

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There's only one kind of inflation that trans people tend to support and it's not the economy kindπŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

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......oh. that's an entirely different ball of wax lmao

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also current fandom theory is that the next set of remakes are Unova/Gen V. but whether they'll be remakes or Black/White 3 is amatter of intense debate. .........that should give you a decent amount of starting points lmao

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and this is BEFORE Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon where Team Rainbow Rocket shows up as literal multiversal villain Sinister Six style teamups happen. My person theory is that Cyrus shattered reality in Gen IV

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.......also Pokemon Legends Arceus throws a wrench into this because it's explicitly an isekai where you're from the modern world thrown back in time and time/space shenanigans happen

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just know that if you do dive into lore that each game cartridge and/or save is canonically its own separate universe, there is canonically a pokemon multiverse since ORAS, and that there is intense debate over how many timelines there are in the main games. (Mega Evo, Giga, original, etc)

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or if you just want an in Netflix just put up the stop-motion Pokemon Concierge show that I hear good reviews from (from Pokemon fans)

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the second "Living Shiny Formdexes" should be Living Shiny Regional Formdexes*

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okay so what's your focus then. shinies, EV training, Max IVs, Living Dexes, Living Shiny Dexes, Living Shiny Formdexes, Living Shiny Formdexes, Competitive, Nuzlocke runs, Lore Theorycrafting, Team-Building Theorycrafting......the list goes on.

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this is bait for widening your dating pool to explicitly include Pokemon hyperfocus people isn't it? because honestly this would work on me. After I spent a week compiling several binders of information depending on which direction the hyperfocus took me.

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People, wanting to be uplifting and helpful: Just remember that someone, somewhere wants to fuck you. My ace ass: That sounds like a threat My ace ass a week later: My brain has convinced itself that that is existential horror.

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