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it’s always mooncake season bad bird snaps • tokyo babylon essays • she/they/他

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current flavours: peach oolong cheese tea, red bean fenguo, red bean, irwin mango, durian, and i’ve got one passionfruit left

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i ran out of unflavoured douhua during a heatwave. pray for me and my 5 boxes of asian popsicles

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This is wild: Ticketmaster introduced 'non-transferrable' tickets, so resales would have to happen on its own platform (further monopolization). Now scalpers have worked with hackers to reverse engineer the barcodes, makes them transferrable www.404media.co/scalpers-are...

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i’m surprised my closest big box store hasn’t bothered to put popsicles in prominent locations! the second closest has and is running a promo too

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at some point one goes, i cannot turn on the oven or stove in my own home or i will pass out from sweat

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*cackles and rubs hands together*

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“this would look really good on you too” [armload of clothes later]

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i feel bad about throwing old cooked meat away but then i remind myself i hate food poisoning more

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one time i got an “can we a/b test this?” _after_ someone else had finished the feature. i managed to do it (yay for modularization!) but 😵‍💫

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I don’t recall doing this but my parents said I asked if we could move back to Taiwan from Vancouver 😭

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also we are *this* close to PP being elected 🤮

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dw us mandarin speakers from not-historically-mandarin areas have also given up on zh/ch/sh (i can pronounce them but i don’t in regular speech)

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that gosling is very, very ready for a nice peaceful nap

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i’m from vancouver and *long ass sigh*

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❌ “I'm six feet tall, which was fairly impressive in the 1780s when I was a young mortal man. I have thick blond hair, not quite shoulder length, and rather curly, which appears white under fluorescent light.“ ✅ “Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way”

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Looks like Punjabi, Mandarin, and Cantonese?

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unless you’re on bus during the bus driver shift change

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it’s interesting bc the changed sentence structure suggests human intervention, but by someone who did not read the original

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to this day i can’t tell how we’re saying “sorry” differently 😆

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when my friends come back from japan vacations i get plushies

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do i even want to know or should i drink boba tea in ignorance

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does this mean i never have to worry about write consistency ever again?

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8, very excited looking at something else and about to get rearended

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oh my god do you know what someone needs to make. quizilla-style “which naruto character are you” labellers

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also funnily enough in parts of taiwan there’s shoes on indoors (but only in the hosting areas)

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I think she wanted to tear it up for the youngster, but the baby wrestled it away from her. So funny!

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Good morning! Who is going to cut up my breakfast into little pieces for me? #birds

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this has to be an americanism bc every time i’ve been to a white canadian household it’s been shoes off

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*as a community* a lot of us want to moderate this (see: That Guy with the cult that keeps changing his handle and fandom), but *as a platform* it’s a total pandora’s box

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back in the days i was working in a < 10 person company and we rotated which eng had to moderate, a cofounder made a forum post of a kik chat “screenshot” that was like, look how easy it is to fake screenshots

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this also brings up another question: how do you verify longterm cross-platform context? especially if some of it’s been lost to the ether

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(this is over multiple visits; we’re talking “i didn’t recognize a jolin song” level of failure here)

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anyway i finally recognized a song from this taiwanese-ish hits spotify playlist (accusefive take us into the light)

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OH in the taiwanese resto dad: is the hongshao beef noodle soup spicy server: i find it fine, but some ppl find it spicy from the first bite dad: how spi— mom: by some people she means your daughter!

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the mutual of my mutual is my blocked and muted enemy, etc

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fuck it. just put in a delivery order with t&t; i’ll figure out the freezer space issue tomorrow

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don’t know who bought this box of 紅豆冰棒 that‘s taking up freezer space but even the packaging makes it look too pathetic to eat

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