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i' m soup. 🐇 📊 i work with data and im way into @nessiopeia.bsky.social

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jar jar binks sending emails like "order 66 wassa total executivy oversteppy"

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they cannot find humanity through chemicals, nobody can

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girls can't even find their car keys in all this muck and mire,.

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i like shorts. theyre comfy and easy to wear

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more and more young adults are "shadding", a sleepover activity where they make naked surrealist wall shadow displays together

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they can't stop you from calling a hot girl over and pouring body oil on her. slop em up!

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anyone else know how to start their whole life over? has anyone done this successfully? looking for tips

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that's the fun part! you wont cause the company will have screwed up big time with the government. you'll get a $2 settlement check in ten years after hundreds of weird emails

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the most correct response to "back in my day" is "we are no longer back in your day". im sure theres like four other good ones too

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dozens of tech contractors start pitching things like "now introducing, drone strikes but for therapy" and "PTSD as a kind of cryptocurrency"

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reminder that theres no such thing as too many spices and sauces

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theyre already so sheety

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Saying RPG Shopkeeper Lines at Strangers Until They Kick My Ass Pt. 3 [LIKE & SUBSCRIBE]

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but, of course! i would never jest on the subject of my beloved spreadsheets

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they're called spreadsheets cause you're supposed to spread em

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guys with the personality of an mmo fetch quest 🤢

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should i eat the can of lychees?? i think i should

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i love that her style is to be like "oh look! scary thing! im gonna fight fair and never level up! this will take only 10hrs!" and my style is "wow! im gonna grind and explore until i can't anymore, then come back to this fight and win in three hits"

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willow 🐈‍⬛'s avatar willow 🐈‍⬛ @thrillow.gay
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telling someone "surprise me" and then dying when they do to forever change the trajectory of their life

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seems like the kind of book that would make one specific point and we wouldn't need to read again

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she's so good at Elden Ring 🥹 i love playing through these games together

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i feel asleep in the tub and i have little fins sprouting now

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I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. 's avatar I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. @crabitha.slutmo.de
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Do you want Simply Having A Wonderful Wintertime??? Because that's how you get Simply Having A Wonderful Wintertime

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paul never needed john. he needed a synthesizer

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you can do whatever you want! but we will judge in a fun and not-that-serious way!!

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going back to reddit in like 2012 and posting a meme that says "forget bread bowls... where's the bacon plate?!" which prevents january 6th from happening

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i'm only ace in the sense that the number of people i could possibly interact with sexually is a statistically insignificant figure

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i'm "eep'd up". i'm zzzpilled. im naptimecore

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Which also goes back to the axiom that anyone who thinks Yoko broke up the Beatles is a fuckboi of the highest caliber. Yeah, that's probably including you, angry bluesky user who is about to reply to this because you searched for "Beatles"

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seeing a google review from a trans woman so i click on her profile and all the other places she reviewed were - 1 Laser/Electrolysis studio - Roughly 60 soup establishments - A burger place in Berlin

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they care about trans women in that they want that category to still be an option even if they totally never click on it cause that would be super gay

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trying to figure out exactly what, if any, FAA regulations the guy from UP is breaking with his balloon house.

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Bayle looks like that one messed up chicken wing where it clearly had a broken wing at the farm

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yeah youll be at the gates having to fill out paperwork. its not fun!

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sure but you have to watch this video about god first

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