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Señorita Crabitha Siete

@crabitha.slutmo.de

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As seen on What's Mid. California. A crab of unacceptable intelligence. Not funny just dumb. Virtue negotiable, inquire for rates. Transdrogynous genderweirdo with great tits. Up to no good.

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what i'm getting here is that horse tits are fractals

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just the other day I was reading something promising, then I see his name and a bunch of quotes and I'm like 'DID YOU LOOK HIM UP'. ruins the whole article for me

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He's of the Connecticut Bottomtooths, I hear

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oh fuck that's me. that's actually me.

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god honestly i feel like i used to know, it's gonna fall out of the attic in my memory palace at like 2 am

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i have family that worked on the Tupac hologram. We are haunted by ghosts and the ghosts are profit-driven.

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so far this mornign I've seen headlines about tories being annihilated and trump being eviscerated, but they're all still alive???? journalistic malpractice

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as time goes on i find it weirder and weirder that I, of all people, somehow PA'd on the first dead celebrity resurrection projects in hollywood. Like I got the towels and hot water at the very birth of some horrible monster.

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FAT AROUND THE MIDDLE SUPREMACY

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it's gita time's avatar it's gita time @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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Being annoying as praxis is only the first step. The second step is to gather likeminded neighbors and friends and ask each other how you can maximize your joint annoyingness. Congrats: this is called organizing, you’re building a base of your common man united on a common cause.

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like maybe not on a work computer but they keep the language very acceptable

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great work

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American political figures must not be named Doug. This is Canada shit. Our countrymen will not abide.

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that's big canada energy right there. not for us.

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lets just say i have those good faith critcisms

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I'll just leave this here and let yall figure out the rest

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Guys he shows up EVERYWHERE in all kinds of respectable things but PLEASE look up who he works with!! IT'S BAD

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noah berlatsky is not an author whose articles you should be sharing

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When you’re coming out of anesthesia and someone asks if it’s 6:30 or 6:50

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Trump raped a 12 year old

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vibe is a littttttle different

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such dialog

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I found A Film

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🦉's avatar 🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social
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And Alexander wept, for there were no orbs left to ponder

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you ever think about how centaurs have 2 chests

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LITERALLY ME

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based on recent feedback

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i am going to watch in wonder as ironic khive posting slowly morphs into an ersatz liberal proud boys knock-off over the next weeks and months

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in australia they'd be called hundreds and thousands carter

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i cannot stress how relieving it is to see the president of a major creative tech company like nintendo voice concerns about generative ai and say they’re not interested

www.tweaktown.com/news/99109/n...

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I'd like to declare independence from monogamy this week but i already did that so i guess i just have to celebrate *real* hard

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What if dicks made a little yell when they came

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What if dicks made a little yell when they came

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Nora watch Mrs Davis. dillo told me to tell you because it’s v good and great

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It’s very fun!!!

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Watch Mrs Davis

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i just cancelled an airbnb for a cool hotel with a pool and slippers for half the cost

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getting naked is Almost Always good advice

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yall ever tried to pick up a pair of wet jeans?

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lol but also i think about this in movies all the time, fuckers be sinkin

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hahah ok wow

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In the uk it’s spelled larf I bet

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It would be funny if dicks sounded like spitoons

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Also interesting that they went with “eating A dog” instead of just “eating dog”. That dog was someone.

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Everything else aside, this is like “no I didn’t participate in the culture respectfully, I just made fun of it!”

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No touching

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Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist

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God it’s fucked up that the choice is “participate in genocide” or “don’t” and there’s even a debate

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