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Anders Møller-Stray

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Nybassist og hobbyusikker. Ordspill av ymist kvalitet, og først og fremst varierende lavmål. Generalsekretær i Partiet Sentrum, men svært få av ordspillene mine har ryggdekning i sentralstyret.

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Forslag til spenningsserie for småbarn: Pope patrol

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Kanskje vi like gjerne kan omdefinere juli fra sommermåned til regntid?

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“It’s coming!” - Home

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♥️🤍

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De belønnes sjeldent for å tenke utenfor boksen.

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Så… England er avhengig av mål-Saka for å nå finalen?

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De lot seg friste av eplet.

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Folk som jobber i kirken, forholder seg ikke til Windows. Det er Mac i de foldede hender.

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Sverre Vårbjørnsen 🌱's avatar Sverre Vårbjørnsen 🌱 @sveur.bsky.social
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Hvis man oppdager at folk bor i en steinrøys har man faktisk bare to alternativer (hvis man har moral og medmenneskelighet): 1. Gi dem et annet sted å bo 2. La dem være

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POW: Den yngre Edda er ikke så ung lenger.

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Brekksladd med leddbuss var kanskje ikke så lurt likevel?

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Let’s face it: The people who made them had never seen a real lion. Possibly also might never have seen a live dragon.

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Good reporting on an entirely predictable problem. Fun fact: Airbnb also covers up thousands of sexual assaults every year! Its internal safety team has "cool-down rooms" to take a break from the trauma of what they hear. It's a bad company, a bad industry, and people should just stay in hotels.

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Relaterer meg til dette. Det topper seg når det rene tøyet jeg har glemt jeg la i en haug på sengen er rent sengetøy, og det ikke er noe annet sengetøy på sengen.

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Konseptidé: Selvbetjent frisørsalong

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Ikke om det står noe annet i selve regjeringserklæringen.

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Hurra for deg!

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Joda, men det er umulig for Avinor å bygge en rullebane på landets hovedflyplass uten støtte fra regjeringen.

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René Gulv Vaskorama Herbert (Hoover) Hooverkraft Sugy Floordust Fei Wildhagen Flooris

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Nej, här läser man verkligen inte vad det är menat att stå.

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Fuglen kaffebar er verdt et besøk. Ellers er det hyggelig å vandre opp langs Akerselven.

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Vet ikke helt hva du liker og hva fu har hørt på før, men Chumbawamba er et ormhull det kan være verdt å synke ned i sånn utover den gresselige hiten.

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It’s broken news.

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You mean broken news, right?

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Mener det lå i regjeringserklæringen at det ikke skal bygges?

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Kai's avatar Kai @blueskai.bsky.social
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Bare sånn i tilfelle noen stjeler maten din: skaff deg fôrsikring.

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When the generative AI bubble bursts, big tech will be sitting on acres of unused data centers, and have burned billions of dollars building our the infrastructure for a movement that isn't making anyone money and doesn't fix big, important problems.
wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/

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Sachs' Covello estimates that a trillion dollars is being invested in propping up generative AI, yet it doesn't solve a one-trillion-dollar problem. It isn't making money, it costs too much, it doesn't create new jobs and doesn't make workers smarter.
wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/

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Om ikke annet, kan man se gamle skrekkfilmer på nyhetene i stedet 😭

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Nasjonal Famling

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Assistant to the Professor's avatar Assistant to the Professor @darinself.bsky.social
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This is journalistic malpractice. The Biden admin was working on Parkinson's policy.

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Boeing has agreed to plead guilty to criminal conspiracy to commit fraud. Boeing’s descent reveals everything wrong with American capitalism today.

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Er ikke så mange som snooker på det jeg skriver her uansett

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- Jeg har sluttet å spille biljard på mobilen. - Hvorfor det? - Jeg ble lei av telefonkø.

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Dårlig stil å kritisere en artikkel uten å ha lest den, men det går faktisk ikke an å kalle den kanadiske statens prosjekt for å utrydde kulturen til disse barna for "omskolering", som om det var et NAV-tiltak

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041 representing

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Og Comté😍

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Nei, for all del. Skrives med O, uttales med å.

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Le Pens politiske prosjekt har et navn.

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Sier folk noe annet enn å skote???

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Den borgarlege tenketanken Civita syner enda ein gong at ein venstreallianse som inneheld nokre kommunistar alltid er og vil vere mykje, mykje skumlare for borgarskapet enn eit parti som både kallar seg og politisk er på linje med Nasjonal Samling.

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Erna Solbergs propagandaminister virker en smule skuffet over de Putin-vennlige fascistenes valgnederlag i Frankrike

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Jeg skjønner franskmennene godt, jeg. Jeg tar også ofte en liten høyresving for å posisjonere meg før en krapp venstresving.

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There is particular power in such an ideologically diverse coalition rejecting the French right because fascists should be reminded often that they’re repugnant to a broad swath of society, not just getting outmaneuvered by the wily left

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Mens Dagen, derimot, er ikke imponert.

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That’s what French are for!

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Batman vs Supermann, bare at Poppeloppane vs Drømmehagen.

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