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Andreas H.@andhab.bsky.social |
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Computers were a mistake. German in Belgium, socialist, lapsed cyclist. Boring. Predictable. He/Him
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Shaun Strohmer
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Hey motherfuckers, just found out my kid had post-viral myocarditis from COVID in 2022! Discovered because of constant fatigue and dizziness when standing. They now use a cane. COVID is surging again so do the damn things! I know they suck but not as much as giving someone else a heart condition.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸
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we happened by the treasury and almost nobody was there except for a Basque guy (who took our photos and chatted with me a little in Spanish) here u go here is the official Petra photo
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Andreas H.
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lol got a text from HR to say they're stopping my phone contract as of midnight and the number will convert to PAYG. It's an all inclusive contract, surely making it run until the end of the month wouldn't have made a difference 🙃
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Goldstein the Hon
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Manufacturing consent.
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Andreas H.
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Gotta love a band with an album named Pictures of Starving Children Sell Records
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Andreas H.
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Someone really likes being in the hammock with me.
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Andreas H.
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eh Kensal Rise thankfully hasn't been completely gentrified
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Saucy Rick Havoc
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Time for an economics lesson.
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Andreas H.
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You can force some generic antihistamines down their throats if they're old enough, saw a bunch of posts the other day about a research paper showing it helps to reduce the chances of infection
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Coach Finstock
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.
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Megan Fox
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HAH. You know all that Return To Office Is Really Happening news that monied interests keep trying to shove out?
No. No, not at all. Office vacancies are at an all-time high. www.axios.com/2024/07/09/o...
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Andreas H.
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😄 We might be fulfilling one or two childhood dreams of our own when decorating their rooms...
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Andreas H.
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Hogs aside, I shouldask rewatch Alf because I loved that show as a kid.
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Andreas H.
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:D
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Andreas H.
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Gonna use part of my funemployment to attach this bad boy to a wall and make it spin. I have bearings, some brass rods, drills and various grinders.
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Andreas H.
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Singing "What's new Pussycat?" at the cat and confusing the he'll out of him
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Andreas H.
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Sounds like it!
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Andreas H.
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I quite enjoyed the Mediterranean cruise we did for our honeymoon but I'd prefer the quick death of crashing into the ocean rather than drowning. Not to mention that these days you're stuck on a plague ship, before you'd just have to worry about norovirus
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Andreas H.
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Taking a boat overseas is also super expensive, would love to do Southampton to New York one day but it's like a year of mortgage payments
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Andreas H.
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You could always spend a very uncomfortable two days by taking a coach/bus/whatever
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Andreas H.
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I feel like we should get a Google doc to collaborate on fanfiction which makes Hitler look ridiculous before he's eaten by a fox.
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Andreas H.
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(We are going to buy a new bathtub for downstairs however since we're both over 6' and the previous owners were tiny)
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Andreas H.
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starting beef with neighbouring squirrels because he wants their nuts
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Andreas H.
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Got my redundancy pay, my lovely wife who knows me well is in the process of moving it to another bank account where I can't impulse buy all the things.
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Andreas H.
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I mean that'd calm anyone down, original Power Rangers cast was hot.
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Andreas H.
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Hopping from tree to tree in the Odenwald
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Andreas H.
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Ooh mighty morphing power rangers sent back in time would also be cool. Pink Ranger kicking Hitler's butt.
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Andreas H.
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Anamorphic vs Hitler sure would be a story
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Andreas H.
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argon fuck you know what I meant
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Andreas H.
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Morphing calmed Hitler down
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Neil Lewis, Jr.
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This meme is relevant again.
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Andreas H.
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wishing you luck!
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Andreas H.
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Found it!
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Andreas H.
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They are pretty fun to watch! It's supposed to be 29 degrees out today so I'm avoiding it as much as possible
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Andreas H.
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It's fine I guess, they'll be after anything with sugar in it. Just hope they're not trying to go after any useful critters...
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Andreas H.
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I seem to have a few ants on the compost
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Indige Tea 🦬🧡
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The doctors that don't do this are as rare as a full solar eclipse where the planets are also in full alignment. And once they are Known it's nearly impossible to get on their patient list. Someone has to die (or move v far away).
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Andreas H.
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They'll have a few spoonfuls before it lands on the floor. We're pretty good about not giving them sweets, and they only ever get water to drink so that helps...
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Chris Kendall オトクラット
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A parliamentary pal tells me: “the register of financial interests is retroactive to one year before members take their seats. As of today Farage and Tice have 28 days to make a complete declaration” 🍿
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Andreas H.
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That's an idea, could try to freeze it for the kids for when I can't be bothered with dinner
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Andreas H.
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I bought a 4kg tin of peas and carrots in a fit of madness because I wanted the giant tin for a project. No idea what to do with so many of the things, who couldn't they have had a giant tin of tomatoes instead?
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Andreas H.
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Reasonable too.
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Andreas H.
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That sounds much more reasonably.
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Andreas H.
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Coffee in bed, laundry, you're lucky!
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Andreas H.
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oh wow, that's crazy late!
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Andreas H.
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Andreas H.
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She's always home!
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Andreas H.
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*neglecting
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Andreas H.
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Got around to potting the baby lemon and avocado trees that I've been neglected for a year or so yesterday. I may have accidentally bonsaid them by leaving them in a seedling tray that long. Had 20 lemons to start out with, I'm down to 4 after accidentally selecting for drought resistance.
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Andreas H.
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Hubby snores?
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