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Football. Basketball. Democracy. Cream cheese. Editor: Eater, The Feast (RIP), Citypaper (RIP) Writer: LA Weekly, Inky, Ranker, Zagat

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Yeah man not good. If you didn't do it, say nothing and let the investigation play out

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The largely silent ad, which will reportedly air in battleground states across the country, features a sequence of headshots depicting politicians, former Trump White House officials, journalists, and seemingly random average Americans with big red X’s over their faces.

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Gross. False memories? It's one thing if you say nothing, it's a whole other thing to victim blame as a defense.

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Just thinking about the greatest album cover ever

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Saw someone ask why there's no urgency from the Dem party regarding SCOTUS and I worry part of it is that the 'political elite' know they're safe. If Biden really thought Hunter or Dr. Jill was gonna be rounded up, he'd have Trump [redacted]. It's up to the voters to save the country. As always.

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If people are wondering why Meta is floundering, it's because Zuck had one good idea: rip off Friendster. Dude has never created anything. He even ripped off Hot or Not for his Facemash thing.

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Who needs to spend ad money when the NYT campaigns for your guy for free

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Richard Nixon: I am not a crook John Roberts:

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This is the most deranged shit I've heard. People are fucking Reality TV show pilled. This isn't Bang Your Mom's Friend Island or whatever that new one is, it's to decide whether or not the country is finished

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We couldn't even get liberal justices to retire from SCOTUS in a timely fashion because they loved the limelight and the French have convinced Macronists to stop being selfish and save the country.

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it's gita time's avatar it's gita time @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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Being annoying as praxis is only the first step. The second step is to gather likeminded neighbors and friends and ask each other how you can maximize your joint annoyingness. Congrats: this is called organizing, you’re building a base of your common man united on a common cause.

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Wow. Joe needs to educate the country that this is Trump's SCOTUS. Taking away a woman's right to choose is unpopular! President as King is unpopular!

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7 minutes. LMAOOO. The NYT pretending they're a real publication and not TMZ verifying you could see Brad Pitt's dick through his chinos at Chateau last night

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Yeah. I'm not Johnny Doomer or anything, but I'm much happier cutting it up with you folks on the Titanic here than watching newly emboldened fascists threaten political rivals with death and nothing comes of it

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Wait what people are saying the JP Morgan guy should be President

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Trump could be in power next July 4th! Have a great holiday everyone!

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With Judge Merchan moving Trump's sentencing to September, there's a nonzero chance he could win the Presidency while in prison. America!

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Not the most terrifying thing but perhaps the most infuriating: every single thing we said about these fascist Republican fucks has been proved out and all the people who assured us that what is happening would never happen smoothly pivoted to yes it's happening but it will be fine.

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France, famous for surrender, didn't roll over and let the right take their country. I sure hope we have those same instincts.

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Pundits: Trump would never try to assassinate a political rival Trump: Hang Mike Pence

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Wow I didn't know this existed! I'll check it out. Loved Gahan Wilson

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Well this tracks with the angry Facebook populous

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People don't understand. Shohei isn't just a heavy hitter. He's a folk hero like Bo Jackson or Babe Ruth and does these inhuman feats. Fucking hit a ball through a dome.

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I didn't ever think Biden was incapable of doing his job as President, but if he's taking Mr. Kimberly Guilfoyle seriously then he needs to quit

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As we all know, people get less disgusting with age. He's been a slimeball for as long as I can remember.

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Radahn is nothing. Have you tried to shoot with Wemby on your hip

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Love that M. Night has always been like Michael Jackson circa Thriller is my vibe

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Bear in mind this means Eskin isn't allowed to do any reporting from the place where the fucking baseball team plays and they're STILL keeping him on the air. Used to work for Entercom (now Audacy) and this is unsurprising.

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Wouldn't be a stretch to say Biden needs to use his new powers to stop America from becoming Nazi Germany and arrest these people. That's absolutely official business of the country.

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He's right. They're stealing the country from us and ending democracy. "Bloodless if the left allows it to be" is a threat to kill anyone who fights back

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“Taraji P. Henson made Project 2025 the talk of the BET Awards.

The host of this year's BET Awards warned viewers on multiple occasions about the far-right plan to dismantle and remake the government in Trump's image.” www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...

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Stephen Miller already on the horn finding her a place in the Trump Administration

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CNN Front Page the day after SCOTUS said America has a King now

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