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Andy King

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Angry. Bald. Revolting. Addict.
Bite me. Now nibble.

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Andy King's avatar Andy King @andyking.bsky.social
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If Ben does leave Reform will he call his party, of one, Former Reform?

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Mark Chadbourn's avatar Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social
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As everyone here suggested, a Reform split is already on the cards. Ben Habib has said he is “considering his position” after Farage made Tice deputy.

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Nina Power wrote a long, rambling, one-sided, self-aggrandising substack piece about she’s definitely not a Nazi, she’s definitely not mad she’s bankrupt, ends it by blaming a trans cabal

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Clawing back the billions they've stolen, would be great. I'm not holding my breath.

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Oh Jesus fucking Christ on a bike. Reform UK still moaning vote share not equating directly into MP representation. Yes, monkeys. It's called FPTP. We should have PR. Also the dim cunts that vote for you are illerberally spread

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Bugger sticks, looks like England won. Oh well, I'll enjoy England fans disappointed even more in the final. Fuck you! Learn to sing in tune.

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Maybe they really like you but are just socially awkward?

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Science Minister Valance calls Brexitwats "measurable dribblers".

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Like if you're into football and that, good luck. But living in busy areas, for work, and having the "joy" of listening to England pissheads singing, fucking badly, I'm sacrificing to Moloch in the hope that we lose.

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Suspect Kyle Clifford, 26, was traced by armed officers in Enfield, north London

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"Growth is a distraction from what truly matters, namely: poverty eradication and well-being for all. The economies of rich countries have grown far beyond what is necessary to allow people to flourish; they have become obese."

documents.un.org/doc/undoc/ge...

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Lol at Mark Francois, as usual.

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Yes, their implosion is slo-mo

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My insider at the Conservative party tells me once they do merge with Reform UK the new party name and slogan will be: Conform. Or die.

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I've got those mandatory training, wanting to chew my fingers off to pass the time, blues.

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Be really interesting if Lab 1.5 million homes target is net neutral prefabs, using recyclable and sustainable materials that are passive for heating. All the tech exists. The price could be a quarter of what the average home in the UK costs (£300k). Council/state funded, paid part rent, part buy.

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Humidity 93. This must be how a flame roasted pepper feels in a bag.

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Andy King's avatar Andy King @andyking.bsky.social
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This whole dropping a trailer for Nov in July can do one

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A vigorous sea of youth and diversity🤡

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Sadly rumours that Prime Minister Starmer's first words at the dispatch box today will be "Fuck the Tories, and fuck Reform too", whilst grabbing and jiggling his junk in their direction, are unfounded.

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I've done a fair bit of teaching and am happy to call Rupert and Reform UK cunts, twats, tossers, shits and gits. Email address in bio Rupes, ya massive turd on legs.

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Mark Chadbourn's avatar Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social
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Reform MP Rupert Lowe is now compiling a list of teachers who “allegedly” push anti-Reform views. The Far Right and Lists. Always.

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"Immigrants will attack you because you're LGBTQ+"
Says those on the far-right like Braverman.
"Just" in the last 20 years of attacks I've been subjected to, verbal & physical, not one has been by an immigrant. Many have been by those who call themselves "family".
www.theguardian.com/world/articl...

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Or Starmer could just start fixing shit and slowly start to counter the narrative "immigration bad". Tho equitable taxation of the wealthy, like Blair, probably isn't what Tony wants

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The statue on top of that building has an air of Mary Poppins (tho looks like her umbrella has been stolen)

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Just building houses won't fix the current crisis. Rent controls are needed, landlords need to make sure properties are fit for habitation. Renters need more rights than landlords.

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Anal? What? Anal? No. Oral? No! Vaginal? No! So what you're saying is all the ulls are out?

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The best thing about me, is a question I'm surprised isn't asked more often. On a scale of one to twat, I'm 120mipple

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ℓყรɓεƭɦ's avatar ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanefragment.bsky.social
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hey, i've decided to finally get tested for adhd and autism. it's really expensive and im unemployed and living on benefits. any help, even an rs, is hugely appreciated. thank you. 🤍

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Kip beckons. La petite mort, with blessing Ganesh

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Bottle dropped. Effervescent. All over the shop. At least in an ideal existence.

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The upside of having itchy balls? Getting to scratch them, everyday. May allow you to sniff my bollock flavour fingers, for pay.

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A better idea than digital ID is UBI, free guns, and detailed plaster casts of groin skin anomalies.

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Mark Chadbourn's avatar Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social
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Greater Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham has called on Keir Starmer to commit early to the Northern Powerhouse with a new Liverpool-Manchester railway (should extend to Leeds) and house building. The Northern Powerhouse, devised by economists, was one of the few good ideas the Tories supported.

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From Cheddar Man to an empty squeeze cheese tin.

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