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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

KL Rawlins the Sod Witch!! 🤣🤣 Done!

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

Eventually we are gonna get a neurodivergent president and the media is going to immolate. Unscheduled 3am press conferences and regularly scheduled engagements, regularly cancelled.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

Congress giving Teddy from the Elks Lodge a ring to draw up some invasion plans.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Out of curiosity, has anyone checked in with the Generals? I mean, conservative or not I have to imagine they have some feelings about the President being able to order them to do some wildly inappropriate shit. For that matter, aren't Generals war experts? Can they even be consulted?

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

You'll turn a corner on a slight incline and the engine will stutter. Then you'll drive towards the nearest gas station 1 inch taller with a butthole tight enough to crush rocks.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

My thinking is that, believing a GOP administration would do anything to stop the murder of Muslims is just wildly detached from reality. At absolute best you'd be trading Ukrainian lives for Palestinian. More likely would be the accelerated destruction of both.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

It really is the automotive equivalent of the water intolerant aliens from 'Signs' showing up to a planet that's like 80% water.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

I've wondered about this as someone gifted with passing skill checks by rolling 3 nat 20's ONLY in situations where it's gonna completely destroy the GMs story.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Oh fuck yeah, dread week babyyyy

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

Oh you love the Ten Commandments? Name 6 commandments that weren't on Billboards Top 100. You can't even. Poser.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Attention board members, any board- I will destroy your companies reputation for less than half this rate.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Whatever happened to trapdoors? Can't remember the last time I saw a sailor drop through the floor.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

Hah, say goodbye sleep! Gotta feed those loud assholes like every 2 hours. Good luck and thanks for being kind 😊

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

The rights condemnation of "the media" is just, hilarious. Sat through at least 3 different 'is Joe Biden senile' segments and have yet to see a single mention of Trump's incoherent rambling about boats, batteries and sharks outside of bloggers.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

But you got free lead with your oxygen!

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

Unless they are completely separated, putting PvE and PvP in the same game makes both activities worse.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

How bout the fucking cops live in the communities they cop around in. Or would that introduce too many opportunities for accountability?

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

The next days papers: Occasional chants of "We go high when they go low..." could be heard over the muffled crying that, on this somber evening seemed to take over the jukebox in establishments favored Democratic officials.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 13:17 UTC

It's been ~20 years, how the fuck are we still publishing "Why Americans are falling out of love with <expensive and time consuming activity>" and "Millennials killing <expensive non-essential middle man industry>". Everybody's broke, man. Maybe start writing about that.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

IT here. Yeah, basically. Discounts on cyber security insurance, an example to use on why you should pay a reduced fine on leaked PII, can click 'Yes' on the PCI audits so you don't have to explain why not and maybe, MAYBE keep someone from clicking weird links as a little bonus.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

Time to crack those Icecaps and bring back the western interior seaway. Add a little more 'when' for the west.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

Oh, I suppose that makes a lot of sense. Awesome! Conaider me excited 😃

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Secret other project happen to be sports? A nice sports feed would take Twitter behind the metaphorical barn.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

I'm at the Old-tel, Hotel, Molten Cheese Inn

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

I'm honestly shocked that a CT buyer would consider that his truck might be inconveniencing others? Unless that a lie he hoped would help

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

OSHA - Ruining hard as fuck workplace photos since 1971

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Costco HQ is local'ish and a bunch of classmates folks worked there in HS. To this day I have still never heard a company as universally lauded by their employees. I mean that was .. holy shit.. a long time ago but still.

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

What are ghosts gonna do with a clock?

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

So business as usual? Not like any of these chucklefucks were voting Yes anyway

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

Can't wear the white hood at work so he's crafted it into his hairline

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@angryamadeus.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

Fucking insane how much taxpayer money the government gives this asshole when every other statement is making it abundantly clear he would dismantle that same government given the chance.

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