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Stella@antlervel.vet |
Was walking Miga on my block and she just sort of stopped walking. I said to her “what’s up babe? Why’d you stop walking?” At that exact moment an older woman walked by and, in a Slavic accent and tone of voice that heavily suggested I was a moron, said “it is because she have hot”
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~Swinton
@basicchunnel.bsky.social
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what's it like to be owned stella
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Dandy G
@dangyd.bsky.social
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not wrong
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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My favorite Iceland story to tell is the old cab driver who told us that the reason it's good to jump in the freezing ocean and then in the hot springs is because "it makes us die very slowly"
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jeff boyardee
@skeet.best
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it is because she have hot girl summer
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shy hulud
@fauxpar.se
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gonna use “it is because I have hot” any time I just don’t wanna
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