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Dandy G

@dangyd.bsky.social

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chimponsey@twitter. Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter-er of 2015. Misspelled my own name once and now that's my name forever.


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How are you doing? Hey how are you? Hi how is your day.

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howd he do that

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soft svi ceream

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foilks we got a bingo

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not OFFICIALLY. if you ask UNOFFICIALLY, as a FRIEND, and don't shipping the top panel/entire controller two ways, we can paint up anything with a flat surface.

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ty!

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"back in my day the internet was better" "alright grandma" "don't alright grandma me. you don't know shit. you don't know fucking shit."

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he put down the fighting pants, and put on the frock. thats right. he found Jesus

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for you buddy i have a 2' x 1' aluminum sheet i will print whatever da fuk you want on it.

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its the "fuck you got mine" mentality but for people who shouldn't be telling their audience fuck you and (based on most publishing deals) did not actually get theirs

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he's gonna win the white house just by being the last one standing who can hold a relatable, normal conversation

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we are putting them on sale tomorrow.....

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assuming the RT means you or someone you love just did this (again)

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we've also made pads that aren't just a bunch of old facebook memes i found in 10 minutes. instead of putting photo paper under acrylic panels we UV print directly over 3D printed cases and buttons we make ourselves. like a super high-res photo print applied to the surface of the controller

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I’m not joking about the art

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if you ARE looking for a STANDARD leverless with whatever sicknasty art you want across the whole mf thang www.sgfdevices.com is my (second) job lmao. alright thats my shameless plug

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my lawyer tells me i have to couch this statement in "IT IS MY PERSONAL BELIEF" that smashboxes do not provide a mechanical advantage "THAT I AM AWARE OF" and "I DO NOT SPEAK ON BEHALF OF MY EMPLOYER"

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when i was in 4th grade a kid that was brand new to school told one of my friends "oh yeah thats why nobody likes you" and until now i've never again seen somebody dare to say something so confidently about someone they knew nothing about

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im biased because i make and sell leverless (hitbox style) controllers but even the smash-specific leverless boxes don't really provide an advantage. they have to be a nightmare for building muscle memory on and i highly doubt they're more ergonomic than a standard controller

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oK CoWbOy, EnOuGh wItH RuNnInG DoWn pEoPlE By tAkInG ThInGs oUt oF CoNtExT. tHe bIgGeSt cOwArDs mOcK WoMeN AnD MiNoRiTiEs. GrOw uP. sHaRe sOlUtIoNs, SaY SoMeThInG CoNsTrUcTiVe. YoU SoUnD LiKe a gOsSiP FrOm tHe 1930'S. yOu dOn't eVeN UsE YoUr rEaL NaMe; HoW PaSsIvE-AgGrEsSiVe iS ThAt?

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Oh his corn popped alright

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Pope to bestow Sainthood on Guy Who Forced the Second Coming of Christ by being Too Fucking Annoying

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It’s instant messaging, but 1:1 private messages are culturally viewed as weird and uncool, and everyone overuses the group chat features

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As with all campaigns, signage is not as important as a visual measure of voter VOLUME, and more important as a visual measure of voter sentiment DIRECTION, over time

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you must be a panacea cause I’m payin a see ya feet

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i think akhil amar reed captures something very important, which is that the roberts court rewrote article ii, which explicitly states that a president can be held criminally liable after impeachment (and which has long been understood to mean that he can be held liable after leaving office)

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this was a journey but youre cooking fr

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NYT markets its paper on the conflation of subscribership = social status, and NOW people wonder why their output is so deeply compromised

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Anonsees complaint feels less like offense and more like jealousy

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Hate to see it when a mutual replies to themselves, clearly intending to post from a sock account and failing. Poster’s Dishonor

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time and time again people are confused that the content they see is directly related to the people they follow and that they’re absolutely lost navigating the internet without an algorithm force feeding them lowest common denominator dreck

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im guessing you think its brave and radically liberating to say shit every conservative politician in America agrees with

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Is this a Bluesky Age Verification test

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the only way we are going to survive is if we make ourselves too dangerous to kill. make yourself a weapon. if they take you down, make sure they go down with you.

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Real no good mother fucker hours

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Threat Level: DESPERATE (Chartreuse)

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Eagerly awaiting your first and second divorce and the subsequent healing journey

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“What’s the worst that could happen between now and November,” Biden says, tempting the federal stockpile of monkey’s paws to move on their own

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Miku dancing, singing, telling me I am loved. All this, and more

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“Oh I’m sorry is this not the place where I’m allowed to speak confidently about shit I know nothing about”

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Oh good, exactly what we need: armchair anthropologists

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Dems when they’re executing a pied piper strategy: oh hell yeah this whips Dems when they’re having a pied piper strategy executed on them: what the fuck. this sucks

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Makes it easier to slurp up tasty soup

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(nervously) its not like anybody would pay to post on a free website...right? right?? haha...

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what i wouldn't do for a weird guy to holler just once

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