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ApocalypticaNow

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These lottery tickets will pay for themselves when I hit the jackpot

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Realizing melinda was the smart one

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Vivi Archfiend ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ's avatar Vivi Archfiend ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ @vivi.archfiend.net
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Bill Gates, much like AI, doesn't know how numbers work. He once quoted a bag of pizza rolls costing $28. May he always overpay

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Chad Levinson's avatar Chad Levinson @chadlevinson.com
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This snake will grow big and strong as it eats its own tail

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Estarianne's avatar Estarianne @estarianne.bsky.social
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The lottery ticket: "Theoretically there might be a prize but we can't tell you what it is."

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DFW Sam's avatar DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social
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From the same guy who once maintained you donโ€™t need more than 64K of memory? Yeah.

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Jeff (no, the other one)'s avatar Jeff (no, the other one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social
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I just need AI to help me perfect cold fusion by Friday and BOOM energy problems all solved

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Elliott Perkins's avatar Elliott Perkins @ekperkins.bsky.social
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With some fortunes, you can play the odds on lottery tickets.

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