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“Macho Man” Randy Sims

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Do-nothing Texan. Likes his funny books and movies. IT nerd. Cats (not the musical).


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Is Toots and the Maytals “Pressure Drop” the apex of mankind, or am I hallucinating?

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The first panel makes me rink Carmine, but that’s too obvious maybe?

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Is Christian nationalism the most successful cult of all time? Asking for a friend

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WB/AOL though… woo

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Austin is now Tesla Central, for better (definitely) worse

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Corporations were created by people who wanted to keep their hands clean while the took wealth from the lower class. Then corporations were termed “people”. Thanks, Republicans

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No no No no

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Love you all.

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Those damned Russians, trying to keep knowledge from our crustacean brothers and sisters

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Clooney’s a hell of an ally.

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Oof. I used to see Monarchs all the time, and it was always special

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God damn… looks like a youthful Bernadette p

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Watching SUITABLE FLESH on Shudder with Joe Bob. How is a kinky movie with Heather Graham and Barbara Crampton even legal?

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Most folks thought Trump couldn’t win in 2016.

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It’s a truly strange tour. I’m not a huge fan, either. The best Band tour was as the Hawks

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Just dropped: Forthcoming remarks from VP Kamala Harris on Project 2025 and Trump in Vegas

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Dude! But it’s with The Band!

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Aparo always gets a like

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I love her and wish her all the best

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Halloween 3 was the best Halloween. Come at me with knives

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Is it noon yet here? No. But I may go buy some whiskey anyway

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And probably more useful

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Drinking 9 beers before noon is probably a bad idea, but so is nominating a rapist felon to be our president again

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“Should be meatier with longer fingers…” yeah, thanks

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Here’s my forearm. Any non-haters feel free to DM me. Haha

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I wish I was attractive as Serge Gainsbororgh, but that level of insanity was only attainable in the ‘60s and early ‘70s

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If they die before the consequences are felt, they don’t care. Goals are for idealist. They just want to be comfy.

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I have eaten The cabbage That was in The icebox And which You knew would Probably hurt Your tummy Forgive me It was bitter So vegetal And so crunch

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But if we die before the consequences are felt, who cares? (sez them)

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Sundown Town for the tax win

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Severance was interesting, but yeah

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Yeah, too much is too much. Full stop

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This is so gross. Do not want. Mostly. Hmm

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A prophet who is well-liked in their hometown is just telling people what they want to hear

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The head of Starz lost his job as head of HBO after strangling his girlfriend in the valet lot of the MGM Grand. The lack of career consequences for dudes who do this shit, unambiguously and flagrantly, is well-established, and I think the MeToo era really scared a lot of extremely powerful people.

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Four hundred-nice

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My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.

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We are all so screwed

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Just remembered the uncountable other posts worded slightly differently

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Gilda Radner ethnic old lady voice: “Never mind.”

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This is open to many interpretations

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He started off writing a Duran Duran hagiography. What did you expect

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The discourse around biden needing more sleep is fully insane. Does no one remember "Executive Time," the thing Trump spent the majority(!) of his schedule on where he would just watch TV and tweet? Dude was categorically unable to fulfill any of the demands of the office and the press barely cared

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