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2nd best thing is probably hammer how bad scotus is. Any policy question, turn it into "well we've gotta get better judges in there who know what the hell they're doing. They're saying trump has the power to storm the capitol but I don't have the power to forgive student loans for god's sake"

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"Everyone wanted Roe overturned? Cmon man"

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Probably the best thing Biden could do re: the ABC interview is crack a joke about how many people are saying with tears in their eyes that he did a great job in the debate & then discuss the challenges of debating someone who lies all the time, reminding ppl of all the insane shit Trump said

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Ours is a little less sweet than that because there's more watermelon puree (fine-strained) and less sugar, so you could play around with the ratio if you do try it

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Shift drink: Día de Sandía 1.5oz jalapeño-infused mezcal 1oz watermelon syrup .75oz acid-adjusted watermelon juice handfulla mint 3 drops saline

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The short answer is no, but if you do it that way it will almost surely be fine and good

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You can't get ye flask

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I wanted the watermelon to slap you in the face/stand up to the other flavors, so I doubled it up as the sweetener and the acid

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Shift drink: Día de Sandía 1.5oz jalapeño-infused mezcal 1oz watermelon syrup .75oz acid-adjusted watermelon juice handfulla mint 3 drops saline

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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But still....fucking donald trump man. How on earth

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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Yeah but really specifically fuck off saying this is a win for democracy and the constitution

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Man fuck offffffff

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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The president must be able to boldly and decisively eat whatever face he wants

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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I'm surprised how stupid they are and I'm not ashamed to admit it! Everyone is free to come do "you're surprised?????" replies to me because I am

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At least now we can put to bed any arguments about whether liberal justices should retire because if Trump wins he's just going to disappear them all anyway and it's a 9-0 rubberstamp court forever

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Also I would have expected them to game this out a little further and realize this is putting a sword at your own neck. If Trump wins and you piss him off at any point for the rest of your life you're going to be arrested or worse and good luck drawing a distinction about official acts then

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Like I just had a fundamental misunderstanding here, I thought only alito and thomas were the really stupid-evil ones, but I was wrong, they're all nuts

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I think what's most surprising to me about the immunity decision is that I assumed the conservative justices saw trump as a liability, in the sense that they clearly have a free hand to implement an evil agenda without him. But apparently they actually really like him & welcome chaos

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Also there was a sense on J6 that our institutions had grotesquely failed in allowing it to happen but now that failure is the institution itself. There's no longer any ideal to betray, there's no pretense that the country should not be that

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Maybe I'm super fucked up but having the supreme court declare that J6 was fine and good actually feels worse than J6

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Once again I feel like after Dobbs they looked around and were like "we're all still alive, we can do whatever we want"

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If that's the case then they have a lot more faith in the current appetite for mass left protests than I do

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So what the hell was the point of dragging their feet on the immunity decision for months if they were actually going to rule in Trump's favor lol. I thought the whole point was just to push the trials back. Are they just sadists

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Seth D. Michaels 's avatar Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social
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maybe seizing and arresting the Supreme Court majority for aiding and abetting an attempt to overthrow the U.S. government can be a "core constitutional duty" and an "official act," why not

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Even a "moderate" republican would be worse. Larry Hogan would suck ass!

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have to note that this position would be insane from a left perspective *even if it were true that Trump was a normal Republican.* A normal Republican president is far, far worse than an infirm Democratic president.

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That would be absolutely crazy on opening weekend for a new release, but hey the theater company is from frederick

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They're kind of a shitshow so I won't hold my breath but hey it's worth a shot right

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"Warehouse cinemas" lol based out of film hotspot frederick maryland

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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Lol you responded as I was tagging you in. Thank you. Good thing it was also the most expensive theater in town!

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It was super distracting because it would especially make faces distorted, like I was laughing at one point because the lead actor looked like he had a spontaneous spray-on black beard

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Film folks: just saw the new quiet place and in the dark scenes (of which there are many) there was this weird digital bloom where it seemed like if one part of the image was too dark it would just turn into one matte black very pixelly shadow. Is this normal or did we just go to a shitty theater

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Op-Ed: To Serve His Country, Joe Biden Must Grow a Mustache

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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That's just dog bites man though I guess

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You know what's crazy is you could easily write a historically compelling op-ed about how Trump should end his campaign because he's a convicted criminal who tried to overthrow the government and is only on the ballot/out of prison because of extremely corrupt judges he personally appointed

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No idea if that's connected to the rightwing raw milk thing or if it's a median voter original

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Had a lyft driver the other day who proceeded to explain to us at length that milk isn't really milk anymore, the scientists take "syrup" from a cow and replicate it in a lab and flavor it to taste like milk, because you can't transport milk without it going bad

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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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Chartreuse monks of France: we will distill the world's finest herbal liqueur Trappist monks of Belgium: we will brew the world's greatest beer Benedictine monks of England: we came up with a juice that makes you explode

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The system they've created in the course of a week

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the joke's on scotus because after these decisions i won't be tipping my justice

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[hand to earpiece] receiving word now that dudes rock

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"Mar a lago should be, frankly many people are saying"

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Neal Parikh's avatar Neal Parikh @npparikh.bsky.social
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When they ask the point of living send this, please.

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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When people ask me why I'm wasting time on social media I am going to tell them "well every so often you meet the really luminously kind and good people that are so inspiring and intimidating that it makes all the bullshit worth it, and real good comes of it." Thank you from the bottom of my heart

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