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Ash got a second chance 🏳️‍⚧️

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X the only thing straight about me is my edge X Girl on purpose, eldritch being by special appointment


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damn, turns out i packed a pretty good 304 bag all those months ago i have mixed feelings about this

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that’s not how woke works

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i am totally a big girl i totally respond to disappointment and setbacks like a big girl nope that’s not me crying my eyes out and convincing myself that nobody cares about me nuh uh sike

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Budsen (kriminelle Energie Era)'s avatar Budsen (kriminelle Energie Era) @budsen.bsky.social
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Honig wach auf, es ist Faschismus

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United Farm Workers's avatar United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social
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Nothing says #July4 like a juicy slice of watermelon. This delicious fruit doesn't just appear on our picnic table. It takes a lot of work. An average watermelon weighs 20 lbs. It's 100+ degrees in Bakersfield today. Can you imagine harvesting them in high temps? #WeFeedYou

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thanks , i was not expecting to have a new kink unlocked right now but that’s kinda hot ngl i imagine the fluid to be slightly viscous and just above room temp mmmmmph

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grrrrrrr i have a polish femboy friend who says “im gonna murder him with a hammer” every time i tell them i got misg’d what a sweetly violent youngster also grrrrrrr dipshit old white cisdudes

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fuck it, make me president at least i eat ice cream with what jack kennedy would call vigor

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oopsie, the old “why is my androgynous so gynous and hardly ando?” honestly i had just gotten serious about my fill-time femboy wardrobe when i realized that i was just fem, 86 the boy

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hooray soft-tissue anatomy! hooray trilobites! grew up one town over from a well-known trilobite field so i am a trilobite homer cambrian supremacy

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no no, you had it right

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that’s too real, when i came out people legit thought i was slightly stupid like sis how did you not know, you were transitioning before you knew you were an egg

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giant trans girl scaring tourists what language will she mangle next

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doin hot girl shit walking up to german tourists and speaking very bad german at them remembering how i look today that’s why they walked so fast

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only special patrol group has the courage and vision to save terf island

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fellas, is it gay to summon cthulhu to stop everyone from being crappie

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only one person…so far

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i’ve been getting careless took me way too long to find my emergency mustard

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asked to describe a girl go full canticle of canticles that’s a crush, you big goober of a tomboy ten minutes later realize im prolly crushing on my every woman i know you’re all lucky im shy and inept

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i sang to the girl i dance with once a month in a hockey rink parking lot yesterday are you saying i need to up my game?

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Paul Tobin's avatar Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social
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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.

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how else am i gonna throw a flying head scissors move on my opponent i mean true love

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that’s the kind of positive sslf-talk i need to get through my day

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feeling aggressively gen x gonna install a garden hose in my kitchen sink so i can drink from it all the time

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braver than i will even pretend to be…looks like a helluva rush

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yayyyy! set your sails

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especially when they telegraph it there’s kindness and then there’s self-destructive devotion to the idea of your own kindness

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🫒jesse's avatar 🫒jesse @bongfurby.bsky.social
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the most important thing i learned from the worst things that ever happened to me is to tune in and trust your gut feeling about everyone. it's not even being mean it's protecting your heart. if the vibes are bad (the vibes were rancid !) that's your answer

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normalize being trans and nobody’s banging you , or am i doing it wrong?

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under appreciated comment…this is why im here

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i had to scroll past a lot of pictures of my lil bitty tiddies to get to this bird

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listen bro, it was super nice sitting in this chair at your mall kiosk and letting you fix my puffy eyes and work some skin care magic but i am still not paying fünfhundert ducats to go inside your amazing red light facial machine you gotta pay me hon

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*does the gangster squint* -don’t ever mistake my gentleness for weakness- was this a line of deleted danny vermin dialogue from ‘johnny dangerously’?

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old drama club kids out here seizing their bearings with a metallic shriek reading that

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new previously unidentified need activated brrrghkj jk ihh u hhhgbhnhn

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hey you. yeah you. you got nice tits.

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they’re little but i grew them myself thx

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going commando in a skort is uniquely self-defeating and yet i love me some sporty chimerical clothing

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ahhh, the difference between ‘should’ and ‘shall’… fine imma buy myself some then and bridge the linguistic gap

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wow im so leebian. fagot coded woman

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listening to ss decontrol’s ‘the kids will have their say’ and i am serious this is the most girlpilled trans coded artifact i have

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why is it saturday i can’t tell if this should be still friday or already tuesday

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nobody is immune to the charms of adorable goth princesses with golden retriever energy raise up an army of them and the world will curl up at your feet

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nobody asked for a bricky muscle granny but fucken ‘a here she is anyway

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Golden Goddess of Dabs Dabi's avatar Golden Goddess of Dabs Dabi @dabiwinter.bsky.social
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Barack Obama knows about bad debates. Like the time he droned on at that hospital debate. Google Barack Obama drone hospital for more info

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heavy are the hands that have to iron a pleated dress

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here a feral tomboy lurks in the underbrush lying in wait for her natural prey: energy drinks and protein bars approach with caution

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