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Jeph Jacques

@ass.golf

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I draw the webcomic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT which is about robots who want to smooch www.ass.golf

you can also find me on patreon: www.patreon.com/jephjacques

My dog's name is Ollie and he is a smooth collie


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Nope, just Bourgaire Keeng

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The slogan for Burger King in France is a guy with a mouthful of food saying “mmh…bourgaire” and it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard

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Cat Tools

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lol probably

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Oh god Spain is going to annihilate France if they play like that again 😰

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Vicious beasts!

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HA HA EAT SHIT RONALDO

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That’s certainly a choice

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Big head

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Living the dream

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Thinkin bout beef bones

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Me thinking up Posts

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Nose

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Ronaldo is already bitching lmao

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Time for the main event (my wife and in laws swearing at the tv for the next 2 hours)

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Every goal was fantastic! A+ soccer boyz

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I think you might be an AI

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That Germany Spain match was wild!!

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Everyone is very nice there :-)

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I know :)

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Ollie has opinions today

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pyrs can vary in size a lot! I've seen some that were more or less lab sized and some that were actual polar bears

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Yeah Shelby forever skewed my notion of what qualifies as a “big” dog

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Goobers

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[narrows eyes] sounds like something an AI turtle would say...

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voigt-kampfing you

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what's even worse is I COULDN'T TELL

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thinking to myself "is this person who replied to me real or an engagement bot" is some fuckin william gibson ass shit

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Drinking Coffee and thinking about Comics

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It’s got a very different feel, for sure

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He’s doing a good job

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Oh shit I love him now

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you're tellin me a FLAVOR blasted this goldfish?!

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pank drank

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lol

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Noooooo

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Grinch killed in tragic fireworks accident

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I wish the Grinch would steal the Fourth of July!!!!!!!like and subscribe

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I would be willing to suspend my distrust of helichopters for such an opportunity

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Thanks I tried really hard

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A friend of mine is a volunteer firefighter and got a FREE HELICOPTER RIDE out there to help with some stuff!

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No

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“I’ll be back…to America” -Han Solo

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HENLO

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Sitting outside drawing comics on my iPad, not a terrible way to spend an evening

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Wow, cool idea!

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Also on Instagram I was watching videos of someone else’s collie that was obsessed with playing fetch. If you throw a ball for Ollie he just looks at you like “what am I supposed to do with that”

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I’ve been training my whole life for this

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Same! The only problem is now I want TWO collies

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Entering your ballot era

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