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Jeph Jacques

@ass.golf

thinking to myself "is this person who replied to me real or an engagement bot" is some fuckin william gibson ass shit

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Ratatoskr's avatar Ratatoskr @ratatoskr.bsky.social
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The Magenta Egg's avatar The Magenta Egg @emptymind.bsky.social
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Did they say “Hello New Friend!”?

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Cabe - GreggB's avatar Cabe - GreggB @cabe.shadowtek.uk
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bleep bloop. B U L L S H I T I N B I O W A I T F O R Y O U

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Nebadger's avatar Nebadger @nebadger.sexual.pizza
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I am a real Human person, now could you read this to me I seem to have misplaced my glasses.

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James "half-a-tonne" Dominguez's avatar James "half-a-tonne" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social
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If it helps, I actually have a pussy in my bio. It's a cat I photographed in Amsterdam about a decade ago.

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Ashli's avatar Ashli @artconvos.bsky.social
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There’s a labeler for that.

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EroticGent 's avatar EroticGent @eroticgent.bsky.social
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lol. As if I’m ai. Or am I

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Madwerk's avatar Madwerk @theinfamousroo.bsky.social
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It’s also frustrating on the opposite end where you desperately try to explain to someone that your not a computer, you’re just really bad at the video game.

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Que Sarah's avatar Que Sarah @pdufray.bsky.social
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Sorry

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crucialwax's avatar crucialwax @crucialwax.com
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I failed my own Turing test. I don’t know if I’m real anymore.

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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis's avatar Man, I hate Illinois Nazis @someone-somewhere.bsky.social
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The turtle is struggling to right itself. Why won't you like its posts?

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Iizard's avatar Iizard @iizard.bsky.social
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Pretty sure half my follows are bots, yeah

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Jeph Jacques's avatar Jeph Jacques @ass.golf
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what's even worse is I COULDN'T TELL

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Robin Bobcat's avatar Robin Bobcat @robinbobcat.bsky.social
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Right?! I've got one that I'm seriously wondering about going absolutely nutterbutters...

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Ceitidh Drowe's avatar Ceitidh Drowe @ceitidhd.bsky.social
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Twitter's like this now. I get one or two follows a day, and so far I have three followers I'm moderately sure are real people. Everyone else in the last month or so has been bots (usually women/female-presenting, massive amounts of follows and a dozen or so followers, 0-2 posts mostly retweeting).

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