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Adam "Buy My Novella" Gaylord

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Writing, politics, & parenting. Please note the Oxford comma. Star Trek & Star Wars both rock. Sexism and racism both suck. Married. Dad. Biologist. He/Him.

Adam "Buy My Novella" Gaylord's avatar Adam "Buy My Novella" Gaylord @authorgaylord.bsky.social
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Here's a comic I drew.

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Here's a comic I drew.

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Such a great series! Highly recommend!

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Deeply weird and so so good.

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"Onward to glory!"

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“Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority: still more when you superadd the tendency or the certainty of corruption by authority.” -Lord Acton, 1887

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I don't know anything about anything but the guy always gave me bad vibes and I've never followed him on social media.

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It is a far, far cleaner house my wife will come home to than she left; it is a far, far more exhausted husband she'll have to deal with than she has ever known.

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Some concepts are difficult for children to grasp such as "please don't destroy our house" and "no, the house doesn't need destroying"

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omg somebody left the perfect hat in our lunchroom

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It is a far, far cleaner house my wife will come home to than she left; it is a far, far more exhausted husband she'll have to deal with than she has ever known.

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The turkey monolog makes me happy.

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It's been too long since I've watched the original Jurassic Park.

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Important career update? :

My book has overtaken Stephen Breyer's book in Amazon's "Constitutions" category and I *think* that means I now get appointed to the Supreme Court

tinyurl.com/originalismt...

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I don’t always have time to return peoples phone calls, but when I do, I don’t.

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*signs up for pot roast night*

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I used to walk around with a pad of sticky notes and a pen in my pocket. Sticky notes everywhere.

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a rather good sort of god, who perhaps meant well enough upon the whole, but in all cases did not succeed in his benevolent designs

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The kinder, gentler, more forgiving and patient I am with my kids, the more I enjoy parenting.

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When humming birds mate they're called hummping birds.

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omg somebody left the perfect hat in our lunchroom

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Oops I lit a god is that bad

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Watched New Hope with the kids. First time they'd seen it. They loved it (of course).

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Glock? Nope, Crock. Country Crock.

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Been too long since I watched the original!

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The Apollo program wasn’t about space exploration at all, and that’s why we haven’t been back to the moon since the 1970s.

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Like, I think there's dog fur in my soul.

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Gave the dog a bath while drinking beer. Me. Not the dog. Covered in fur. Me. And the dog. Cheers!

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When humming birds mate they're called hummping birds.

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I have read entire books on the subject, and endless commentary and explainers, including whatever it is you’re about to tell me, and I still can’t understand how “an unlimited right to personal weaponry” became a cherished value of the American conservative movement.

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