|
Heather’s Book of Shadows
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Got attacked by a mortar. That’s my queue to go the fuck home
3 replies 3 reposts 11 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious@whatthefoxy.bsky.social |
2041 followers 1058 following 5917 posts
Part-time reply gal. Silly goose activated. I tell dad jokes, so that automatically makes me your daddy.
Follow me, I can fix you.
I say things ⬇️
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanezoghr4iq
|
Heather’s Book of Shadows
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Got attacked by a mortar. That’s my queue to go the fuck home
3 replies 3 reposts 11 likes
|
Heather’s Book of Shadows
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Just squished a gnat on my phone’s screen and accidentally liked one of my own posts in the process and it feels kind of prophetic somehow.
2 replies 1 reposts 16 likes
|
Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I’d like to pack your trunk.
2 replies 9 reposts 19 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I went off-roading once and had about 10 orgasms.
12 replies 27 reposts 66 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Strawberry legs, cottage cheese thighs, muffin tops…ladies we are a snack.
6 replies 22 reposts 66 likes
|
Saeg Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
[ View ] |
everyone get together for a picture now on my count show more joy than you've ever known, ready
0 replies 7 reposts 20 likes
|
nige
@sensualdad.bsky.social
[ View ] |
good morning to everyone (except the non-sensuals)
0 replies 7 reposts 11 likes
|
nige
@sensualdad.bsky.social
[ View ] |
[first date] HER: are you crying? ME: *crying with happiness because i finally found my soulmate, but also remembering that girls like bad boys* my eyeballs get sweaty when i think about committing crimes
0 replies 6 reposts 15 likes
|
BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
[ View ] |
how much for that doggy style in the window?
5 replies 29 reposts 60 likes
|
BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
[ View ] |
the hotdog contest but instead how many one can fit in their butt
2 replies 10 reposts 21 likes
|
BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
[ View ] |
gawd I hope it’s sunny tomorrow I have a fat roll & one of my chins I need to finish tanning
2 replies 20 reposts 45 likes
|
Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] |
If you gaze long enough into the abyussy, the abyussy will gaze back
3 replies 10 reposts 47 likes
|
MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] |
I showed you my stats, please respond
16 replies 27 reposts 77 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Strawberry legs, cottage cheese thighs, muffin tops…ladies we are a snack.
6 replies 22 reposts 66 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Just over here being a snack for the mosquitoes minding my own business.
1 replies 14 reposts 37 likes
|
thecuriouscoyote🍉
@imcuriouscoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] |
skipping rocks across the cosmos
0 replies 4 reposts 8 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
"Our independence is worth celebrating, but not worth a 4 day weekend." -America
3 replies 17 reposts 42 likes
|
Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] |
These are interesting times and I think we all need a break from them.
7 replies 79 reposts 158 likes
|
Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I keep thinking about the world I would be comfortable in, and I can’t even imagine it anymore.
0 replies 28 reposts 48 likes
|
Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Yes, I’m an alpha. afraid of lady’s pleasurable hugs a lot
2 replies 19 reposts 35 likes
|
Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.
9 replies 46 reposts 107 likes
|
Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I’m not a suggested follow.
9 replies 20 reposts 49 likes
|
Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Hello, Costco? What is your policy on people paying with obsolete Canadian pennies?
3 replies 20 reposts 39 likes
|
Saeg Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
[ View ] |
eggs over slutty
1 replies 14 reposts 32 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
It’s terrible
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Mmmmmmm Nutella 😋
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Touché
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
You better!!!!
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Good idea
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Lmfao I left it in the freezer so it’ll stay fresh
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Oki
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Interesting
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😉
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Barely
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Fine
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
You stay with me
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Where did you get this pic of me? 🤨
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
😍😍😍
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Nothing pisses me off more than prepping a freaking salad while I’m starving
14 replies 35 reposts 246 likes
|
SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I don’t mind getting rejected in any way but don’t you even think about rejecting my duels
6 replies 16 reposts 40 likes
|
d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
[ View ] |
[me, tryna fit in on bsky] these nuts!
12 replies 51 reposts 156 likes
|
James
@tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Really thankful for all my body parts even the ones that could've been designed better like balls
0 replies 8 reposts 15 likes
|
heiðrún
@harpy.party
[ View ] |
if I was a squirrel I'd be a real cunt about it
0 replies 16 reposts 43 likes
|
𝓦𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝓖𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫
@wickedgarden.bsky.social
[ View ] |
A Costco sheet cake would fix me for sure.
1 replies 6 reposts 16 likes
|
MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] |
🐰🖤👄
14 replies 25 reposts 171 likes
|
Soulful Siren
@middlechild.bsky.social
[ View ] |
For your viewing pleasure.
2 replies 8 reposts 31 likes