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EasilyDistracted

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I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.


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(They did a really good job of making sure most of the stuff that happened to them didn’t happen for us!)

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Wait, what Midwest angle is this? My parents are both from Detroit and it either didn’t take there or they both suppressed it along with all the generational problems

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They’re *amazing* for herbal-black teas, but for black teas the’re worse than “stores for a year with no humidity control, just luck Tetley” if that makes sense. I’d drink their black tea over lifeboat?

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And holy shit the ability to say “I don’t know” is maybe a big deal. Plus I’ve made friendships from “I don’t know, ask <foo> so extra bias.

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Well, by way of Steven Smith. And the co-op is currently out of business (they could have declared bankruptcy but they had some really supplier-friendly deal with local farms that they didn’t want bankruptcy to break, we’ll see what happens)

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Tazo and Stash have the upsides of both being founded by a specific Portland food co-op, fwiw

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Orange coke is also amusing to me!

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I realize you probably mean the Kingsmen song but you’d put me in an Ida Maria mood so many thanks.

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Omg, not having that “you are too cold” sense gibbering in your nervous system and being able to just forget what is going on for a moment, hell yeah!

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Hot showers are such a great way of getting through something that I’d otherwise just have to gut it out through. I’m glad you’re taking care of yourself.

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If the night sky was a bag of popcorn in the microwave I would not be pulling it out any time soon.

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Thankfully no one is doing that, but I figured I liked fireworks more when I was young, so I bought push pops to eat while they were going off to see if that improved my outlook. Plus it’s still, like, 80 or something? Anyways, it turns out push pops still rule.

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Ooh, next give all the ferrets ADHD

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Every bath is a type of potion!

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Fine, next you’ll be objecting to Battle-toque 2?

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improve a videogame by changing one word: Kerbal Spice Program

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“Oh holy shit she’s so cool I wish I’d known her” is a beautiful thing.

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It’s not “rather”, but my life has taught me what “would ever actually” just comes down to docs. Although that may be more about who is into me” than anything else

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HERE’S HOW BIDEN CAN WIN During the next presidential debate: “Aaaaand it’s Jeff Tiedrich with the steel chair!”

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improve a videogame by changing one word: Sid Meier’s WorksIn_iPadOS17

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improve a videogame by changing one word: Sid Meier’s WorksIniOS17

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Oh, fuck, that’s so much worse. I was imagining “someone working at a sunglass hut and hoping to either make it to Anne Taylor Loft or the swimsuit place” But like yours is some Papers, Please level soul break.

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Absolutely, yes. You were cooking with a beautiful Anova Precision Oven is my point.

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If you think those weren’t cogent then… Like holy shit, no, was so good.

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They can’t all be the X-Files with the trailer park of actual monsters, but like… One a week, some are just filler really was better, especially once we realized how bad plotting things were down underneath.

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Okay, but compared to getting a belly approach with a TIE fighter against one in TIE Fighter?

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Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Grand Cybertruck Auto

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I imagined it as just being a long QuickTime event telling you that skateboarding is a crime, in any case :p

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Mall of Duty would be a “working in a mall” sim, tho.

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Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Star Wars: Y-Wing

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Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Life is Mundane

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Add a skitching DLC so one can properly play in traffic.

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ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Tony Blair Skateboarding

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ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Untitled Grouse Game

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ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Petty Theft Auto IV

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We all know we’d enjoy that even more than when Trump got Covid.

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HERE’S HOW BIDEN CAN WIN During the next presidential debate: “Aaaaand it’s Jeff Tiedrich with the steel chair!”

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Wait, a Skibidi would have worked really well with the way Funkos characture-ize stuff. Mark that one as unironic.

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They fucked up by not making a Skibidibi line, obvs

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Yeah, the Guardian did an article on it and I was like “holy shit, that’s not a national dish, that’s more like ‘the Philippines and rice’ volumes of sandwiches”

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(style points for actually saying “I’m a huge cokehead” on camera tho, I guess)

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I suppose it’s a safer tactic than telling the Scouts UK how much he likes coke

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Okay, that makes more sense than my prior “The Portland Pilots are no longer a goddess-tier training team all on their own” theory.

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They can make my expensive letter-making thing go clickitey-clackity so good!

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They started playing Blink… and then rotated it out for newer stuff, hammancheez. Ow, my hip.

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Some part of my brain insists that the best safeword is “giraffe”

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