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Rufus T. Firefly

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Hail Freedonia! "Come up here. I wanna scare the cabinet."

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The Ĉztlfşrk under the bed.

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it sure feels like Bernie was just a liberal plant to gain the youth vote, etc, just to inevitably "lose" to have his supporters subserviently then vote for whomever democrats picked.

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Under the nice zip code paint job, liberals *are* fascists.

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Dissent: Biden was their vehicle for "nothing will change, fundamentally" and that's become uncertain so he's history. Biden was never any of the things liberals claimed, and now he's even less so.

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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape's avatar Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social
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I think it's hilarious that Dems have run cover for this selfish, arrogant, out-of-touch, lying, genocidal piece of shit for so long and now he has them caught in a death grip as his campaign is spiraling down the tubes. He's absolutely going to bring the party to ruin. Time to reap what you've sown

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drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Why no Biden flubs like "Medicare for All starts tomorrow" or "Torch a fattie! It's legal, Jack!" or "Anti-abortion violence will be met with extreme medical care for the surviving perpetrators"? Law of averages, amirite? But fucking crickets except for cribbed RBG takes.

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4) Liberals are coping harder than ever to prevent confronting a predictable political reality that bankrupts liberalism.

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For decades, the slightly-less-savage parts of American politics involved various liberal dodges of its inherently destructive force. Yes, trauma, but primarily about having to share everyone else's fate, including those they were willing and often happy to abandon.

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[rents the internet for four hours to post this on every screen, plus parking kiosks and paper number dispensers at the deli]

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Yes, a thorny moment.* Have you considered binning neoliberals and their doddering spokesmodel who, if lucid, would be totally fine with these outcomes? * for those who haven't been paying attention for 40+ years.

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"I strenuously object!" - Jo Galloway, A Few Good-Men

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Exactly. I never complained about the gloomy winters; you don't have to shovel the rain. But the rare snow showcased awful/dangerous driving choices.

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LOL yes, and one grunge winter there was an overnight low of 20 and they rolled up the sidewalks at 6PM. Deserted. I couldn't stop laughing.

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In the early 90's it rained when every grunge record dropped. Months of sunless gloom and great tunes on KXRX.

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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An Americanism for July 4th: giving extra space to someone wearing a mask. Do they also avoid fire extinguishers, thinking 'that thing's gonna burst into flames' ?

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Maybe if liberals didn't back neoliberal Democrats, it would prevent the left from making the same point for entirely reasonable and well-documented reasons?

Hmmm?
archive.org/details/gile...

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Christine's avatar Christine @pilgrimdear.bsky.social
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In a 4th of July Eve miracle, the street cat that we named Spiro Agnew has returned to our back porch after months away

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everyone's 23, for better or worse, in their own mind important life wisdom, imo

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The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them. - George Orwell

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be the snippy you want to see in the world

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If you see this post a photo without explanation

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America needs more Liberal whataboutism as Biden's political casket is readied.

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Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Grand Cybertruck Auto

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McSweeney's Publishing's avatar McSweeney's Publishing @mcsweeneys.bsky.social
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/kaf...

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According to Sky, the LibDems have 'one last stunt' ready for the end of the campaign.

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With all due respect your honor, it's another tequila sunrise.

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Started the day weighing which liberal delusion is greater, unorganised direct action attributed to the left or the post-election* wish list. Verdict: yes. * any election

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Nasal vaccines for COVID are coming along!

While it's great that the current vaccines dramatically reduce hospitalizations and deaths, a nasal vaccine would reduce transmission which would be glorious!

www.nih.gov/news-events/...

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They just come straight out and say it and nobody listens

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Fortunately, Democrats have taken regular, timely, effective action at the national level to forestall such things.

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