loosely related but I remember reading an anecdote of Doc Evatt, the distinguished High Court judge, visiting the US and writing to FDR about his ideal Supreme Court nominee. stirringly written apparently. FDR's response to getting the letter was basically "who?"
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fair. this hasn't happened to me yet so I can still find their warbling charming
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no time for these guys but you hate magpies?! I fear this may be a very personal betrayal (I'm a magpie)
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some aphids seem to be sapping the vigour of my favourite house plant. common enough. but this is interesting, they're saying that's when wrathful, shrill horns began to sound in my ears
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that place of which thou speakest, the "gaming lounge"? what manner of sport dost thou make therein
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sire, it is as we feared, Riffsman's Landing is under siege! naught but a day's ride between us and the hordes
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fraud detected! your credit card transaction "cozy log-cabin stay" may be unsafe. call a woodsman for verification
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sire your scouts have returned. it would seem your bannermen are doing new impenetrable bits in the hinterlands. and the people grow weary...
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tickled by this. Shakespeare... he had some fine ideas...
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the balb - tara link up is just too powerful
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Haha man that's crazy, I'm happy for you. But soft; I hear some great beast stirring in tunnels below
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never posting face. too risky. got to keep jody on side
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aoe was so educational
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my favourite recent holiday was entirely in a 20 km zone around where I live. makes me feel really provincial
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Shakespeare taking an L on this one
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the mental image I had of being "hoist with one's own petard" was so off. have always imagined a flag-raiser strung up his own flagpole but it actually means being blown up by your own bomb. not a hoist type situation at all. far less comical even
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the dark astrology we need
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liking is a sign of weakness. you're giving away your position. suboptimal
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the uncouth replier epidemic
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posted this over there a while ago but sadly much more relevant here. regret
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asking the Uber driver to slow down so I can take photos of the billboards that are relevant to my needs
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frog_news: dont worry about hotter water. focus on what we can do in the pot 💪
lilypad_lover: this place sux
pond_champ: i LIKE hot water 🥵
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always find it funny when my mutuals say they've been mopey. scroll back to their feed and it's mostly bangers with a few oblique sadposts. my stoic mutuals. anyway let's gooo
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I'm sort of the "bad boy" of this sandpit
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complimentary
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a little funny that Foot, Anscombe etc were seen as especially humane in outlook. only an analytic philosopher would find someone morally sensitive for seeing the holocaust unfold and going ahh I wonder how this problematises the fact/value distinction
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remembering how my dad pronounces "vinyl" as if it rhymes with "penile". yet another way using Spotify sullies the quiet charm of my life
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eating drone sandwich. single spread lasting 5 hours. but a flavour with exquisitely subtle modulation
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my legs feel funny
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watching pirated cam-rip videos of tomorrow's sun
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dislike entering The Place for similar reasons
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yep!!
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Skater Weekly Opinion Columnist | The skateboard of Society has dashed against the over-greased guardrail of dating apps.
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needs to be stronger. maybe a petrol doused rag set alight
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not yet but any day now
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oh, you object to your being poisoned? i suppose because it’s a very feminine homicidal gesture, and everything women do must be scrutinized and denounced, right?🙄
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eiko ishibashi and jim o'rourke this thursday
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don't think you should be revived with smelling salts only after fainting. would love to be woken up with any strong smell most mornings
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"mmm" relationship counsellor
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not really sure who mr beast is. but from what little I know, seems foolish to reward the creature with an honorific
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This man has agreed to have me study under his tutelage and learn his ways
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"2 litres missing... don't even have to reach for my diagnostic manual"
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i hate people who write contemporary literature. it's an obvious fad with no staying power. try writing something old
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exactly
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when I repost fungo posts from a year ago, it's based purely on memory. I'm doing a dominance display akin to apes chest-drumming. think twice before you challenge my place atop the fan hierarchy
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is it worth watching this season
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the body's own alt text. bsky user oak blanco caught not supporting it ✍️
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had a sound sleep on the Sunbeam Microplush Heated Blanket. not as good as the Woolrich Heated Plush to Berber Electric Blanket but certainly not as bad as the Tontine Sherpa Electric Blanket. if you disagree, I'm sorry but you're a lost cause
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Awkwafina inks 'hefty' voiceover deal with CIA to record all instructions, orders, and incitements to confess at black sites
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great call. making me realise I subconsciously find the durutti column a B-tier band because of "I could paint that"-style philistinism
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