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‘Dark and brooding, Heathcliff stared across the misty moors and muttered, “I hate Mondays, but damn I love lasagna.”’ Emily crumpled up the paper. No. Something just wasn’t working.

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Dr. Wombat 's avatar Dr. Wombat @aspyre.bsky.social
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Those moors would have been rocked by a 3 cheese lasagne with bechamel.

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Screaming Turnip's avatar Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social
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I mean where's the ham helmet

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Kip Williams sort of 's avatar Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social
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"Well, hello, Garfield!"

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John C Wheeler's avatar John C Wheeler @barleyscotch.bsky.social
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I like that better honestly. It's more whacky and non-sequitur without sliding into self-aware pretension.

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Allen W Snyder's avatar Allen W Snyder @allenwsnyder.bsky.social
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Gotta love Emily

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JLRoberson's avatar JLRoberson @jlroberson.bsky.social
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For one thing, his name is Marmaduke

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