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he/him Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.

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I mean where's the ham helmet

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[joke about time travel]

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zenzi [they/them] 🌈🇵🇸🇾🇪🇸🇩🇭🇹🍉's avatar zenzi [they/them] 🌈🇵🇸🇾🇪🇸🇩🇭🇹🍉 @zisshit.com
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my website expired because my bank account is negative meaning i wasnt able to pay for it this month. i haven’t been able to sell my art to make income but now i wont be able to since you cannot access my website 😓 im tired of asking for help, its embarrassing ☹️ Venmo: @zzz22 Cashapp: $ziizzzii

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Actually I can say something pretty good about it as a movie. I'm pretty sure I watched the whole thing without me getting embarassed. That doesn't happen very often with musicals

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By some estimation, the modern era begins with 214,000 deaths. So like sometimes its counting down to something scary.

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I just need the bear to fuck me. It's my win state

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...I REALLY tried but this was the best my muscle memory can manage

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wait wait was it Johnny Carson specifically because I feel a terrible burden otherwise

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After looking up the word esoteric store, yeah that tracks. Like not to talk shit on the pagans but like you if you were to decorate a lady cave: ankhs, shiny rocks out of Arkansas, some other non Christian religious iconography.

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The man cave is a home theater room dressed up with beer signs and sports and shit So I guess that but lady.

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I was being hypothetical, I dont have a canon example.

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If she was a different person the wizard poop idea could have been a book. Hell it kinda feels like something that was specifically outlawed in Ankh Morpork

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Candace Owens will not do this. She does not have access to british classism but... The english have a way forward here in rational with the concept of the boffin. Like if you decide that some MIT guy is obviously lower class than you the phone is his problem. Science is what the help do.

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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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hey reminder about Birds of Prey: that sandwich place would be fucking swamped

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