rat beef 🐈💨

Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

Explosions in the Sky Lo-fi beats to study to. Lo-fi beats for researching the decline and fall of musicians in the streaming era. Lo-fi beats in which to get your tween a stereo system. Lo-fi beats in which to wrap a jewel-case CD. A deep, comforting wall of sound, passed down.

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

God, yes, OBVIOUSLY I DO THE SOUND EFFECT

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

Is there a cost difference? If not, go bigggg

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

Are you really even off work for the day, if you don’t pull the imaginary cord of a prehistoric bird steam whistle?

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

I would like Barbie doll legs in tortilla wraps as my last meal

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

I used God’s sewing scissors to cut my Barbie doll’s legs off

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

Cloudy Mangina

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

If people don’t believe in vaccines, I can’t be confident that they believe in botulism either!

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

Ugh there is a local homesteading-type festival that I would be super interested in if the vibes weren’t so similarly fucked

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

Moss money, Moss problems (but a lichen ain’t one)

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

Sounds like some kind of cult

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Looks like dirt’s back on the menu, boys!

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

These games are just so fuckin good, you guys (I’m playing through the DLC pack now, it’s almost like getting a whole new game 🙏)

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

Me, to Chauncey: This could be us

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

A Street Corn Named Desire

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Things I’ve played and enjoyed that fit those terms: A Short Hike Wytchwood Toem The Last Campfire Visual novels, blech

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Only 1 of those gets better 😬

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Pick *one*.

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

I will confess that I am largely sympathetic to Mr Buckingham

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

You know what they say, fuckabout’s fair play

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

tbh I kind of love stepping on groundhog tunnel dirt, it’s like gravity gets weird for just a second 🙃

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

When the algorithm knows you are a 41 year old childless divorcée with multiple cats and a medicinal herb garden, who pays for astrology and owns several decks of tarot cards 🫣

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

I am 30 or 40 or so years old and I do not not need this

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

My “bigger” problem species is armadillos. They dig big ugly holes in the yard, and I wish they wouldn’t!

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

OVERPACKED, TO ENSURE IT SPREADS THROUGHOUT YOUR NEST

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

I think it may have been a vole, I think I made eye contact with the perpetrator! I grabbed an empty pot in the greenhouse, and a little guy who looked a lot like this hopped out. We were both pretty surprised to see each other. I called him a “field mouse” but it seems that is the same thing?

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

Wash it down with a nice glass of perfectly safe children’s vermiculite, potentially asbestos-free

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

Boo! Some sort of rodent dug up a lot of my pepper seedlings and ate my red basil, those are the ones I’m still mad about.

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Chips and dip for the R E T V R N guys

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rat beef 🐈💨 @beefy-knees.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

Mine are tall but not ready yet

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