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film editing + elephant seals + weird pics she/her | autistic

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NOOOOOO

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Hell yeah! you were fighting the good fight even if you didn't know it!

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Lmao thank you! It's true tho! We as we country LOVE merch, probably more than most things

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Omg I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THAT! You're so ridge tho, that absolutely would be an inciting incident in a movie lol. We really need to cut all these weird little moments together somehow

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Oh noooooo! It's a lot less fun when it's real :(

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I have to be vocally anti-smithsonian for my "Smithsonian is hiding Bigfoot and giant human remains" conspiracy heads, but I do love their museums

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Lmao for real!!! Like I can't believe the US keeps getting worse, just when I can't think we get more awful we one up ourselves

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PRECISELY! I'm begging everyone to realize these people are all evil even if they have good PR. The American mind is so easily captured by merch

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EXACTLY!!! Like why do you need to know American law??? do American students have to learn much international law? I bet not because we're stupid lolol

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I say "most" institutions because the united states postal service as a whole absolutely rules and is a testament to institutional efficiency

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You get it!!!!

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Don't get me wrong I hate this country and most of its institutions so it might color my opinion, but being a fan of any fed, judges included, is abhorrent behavior in my book

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So I think mostly in pictures and the pic my brain has been flashing at me for days is that one where RBG is maskless in June 2020 officiating some spoiled woman's wedding. Not that it's the only reason but it's WILD that supreme court justice fandom is a crucial domino in how we got here today lol

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE MY OWN ROOM

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Yes! It's everything coming to a head at once as well as what I think is some kind of breaking of the collective denial a lot of people have been in. It feels like something fundamental has shifted, and in a weird way, much faster than before

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Trump is all about noncon mpreg

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Yah I feel like we're all at the top of the first big drop of a roller-coaster, very HOLD ON HERE IT COMES rn

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They're some of my favorite art ever, they are weird, so creative and very clearly done with a good amount of effort, I am endlessly charmed by them

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I think the whole east coast is like that idk what goes on over there

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That time the ninja turtles saw a giant rotating wheel of fire with hundreds of thousands of points of light floating silently in the sky

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if Joe Biden do the bluesky with "pizzalayer420" that makes him most ultimate badass president in US history

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Batman appears to be starring in Terminal Velocity, Sorcerer, and Deep Blue Sea simultaneously

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Our friend Predator is not the only bootleg crossover character! Batman makes quite a few appearances!

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Like the films one is set in the urban jungle and the other in the jungle jungle

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The first time I traveled out of my tiny home town to SF pride I think I probably looked like this the whole time

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The crossover comics are of course the most legendary, the Predator issues (yes there are more than one) are some of my favorite art ever

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When the vibe continues to be harsh it's time to bring out the big guns of weird online ephemera: RUSSIAN BOOTLEG TMNT COMICS!!! I only have the illustrations (and whatever Russian text bleeds through the scan) so as far as story goes your guess is as good as mine. ENJOY!

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Even better, squirrling away drugs for later and sticking too it is a sign of thorough planning and Good management

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He gained my respect by smoking crack in a sensory deprivation tank cause he knew that shit was boring

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BREADKILLER, a celiac horror film about a high earner

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Don't let them know there's also miniature horses and they are smaller than ponies, that'll really confuse them

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hi, kids. planning for the worst? Remember, as you make your plans KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT 100% of people acting alone and NOT TALKING ABOUT IT get shit done. think d b cooper. think the people's champion who torched 15 portand oinkmobiles in early may. watch your ass, glowies are everywhere.

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Yeah absolutely! I think they also do a real wheezy heheheheh laugh after they say it

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I can't do much but I can try to cheer y'all up with some goofy vintage dinosaur illustrations

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Lmao oh fuck I just read the summary and you are correct that's right up my alley

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OH COOL I know some of Recluse's work!! I'm gonna give this a listen

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So many nice close up shots of like sighting a rifle and forging passports and creating disguises I love it so much

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I can't suggest it enough but if you like this kind of process watch the 1973 DAY OF THE JACKAL

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Yeah like they flipped a couple settings on the cloning machine lololol

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I've never heard that podcast but that's not far off from my theories lol, the film is imho not at all subtle with what it's saying, very clearly made by a troubled person carrying a lot of (hereditary) secrets

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If you want to see me at FULL tin foil hat just give me a 2g blunt and ask me about The Evil Within (2017)

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