Ben Hauser

@benhauser.bsky.social

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

Just learned this exists

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

You open this and it’s just his horrible playboy interview from 1971

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Jim Zub @jimzub.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

This photo is pure 2024.

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

Guy at the olive factory is HUMILIATED

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

Never saw an olive pitted from the side before

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

Sluggo no!!

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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

aaah gene!!!!

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

Imagining Biden slurring unintelligibly during the river tunnel nightmare scene and it’s much scarier.

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Feeling helped on reddit

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

Just learned some incredible Frasier/Kelsey Grammer lore.

Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

They call it the Terrible Twos for a reason

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Literally went "Nooooooooooo!" out loud to my computer

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

I always thought it was genuinely funny for a neon sign to state a complete sentence

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

These look great! And now my neck hurts!

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

This is the ideal male bongo. You may not like it, but it’s what peak performance looks like

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Gently saying “always be hustling” with my neighbors like it’s “peace be with you”

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

It was my second movie, and I got some Boss Baby vibes from it

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 06:43 UTC

Why does every flight attendant speak with clear diction and every pilot is a mumbling motherfucker

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 07:00 UTC

Spent all day traveling. Long terrible day. Stopped at a dive bar in the middle of the night at my destination town. Sweetest beer I’d ever tasted.

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 07:00 UTC

Spent all day traveling. Long terrible day. Stopped at a dive bar in the middle of the night at my destination town. Sweetest beer I’d ever tasted.

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

The metrolink train wants me to check my ego. Thank you, metrolink, we can all learn from humility.

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 06:03 UTC

Makes me think of the Hearts of Fire punch

youtu.be/xBv4geIogwQ?...

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

I’m shocked! It’s very sad

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

(sobbing)

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 19:57 UTC

Thinking about how Tim Allen is frequently shocked at what acting is

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

Not me reading the newspaper from 1995

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Oh my god these look like shit
youtu.be/BxOqWYytypg?...

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

After seeing Civil War I've been on a Kirsten Dunst kick, and watched Melancholia and The Virgin Suicides. All in short succession, all huge bummers, and now I'm depressed and wanna kms

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Kai @kaifromstreets.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

Never believe [end of song]

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

(Where my intolerable cruelty hive at?)

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

Wheezy Joe!

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

Vintage Ebert reviews are always fun to read

www.rogerebert.com/reviews/plan...

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

This is after I told the armor he’s beautiful

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

Everybody’s in LA is exactly what the talk show genre has needed. I would watch this every night for years.

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

Like M*A*S*H staying on the air after the Vietnam war ended, it would be a funny bit if they kept this show going until the kid is clearly older than Jim Parsons

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

I need to start a talk show so that my guests will all tell me they like my haircut

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

Tiptoeing in my tap shoes to create normal-volume foot steps

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 03:28 UTC

Almost looks like every billboard for an injury lawyer

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Funniest photo/inset juxtaposition

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

♫ What a girl wants What a girl needs Answer this riddle for entrance Into Thebes

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

It's gonna be a sad day when a thought leader everyone likes reveals he had a brain worm crawl into his brain and eat part of his brain and then die in there. Not today tho.

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 06, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

There are so so many quotable funny lines from that “And if your hands were metal that would mean something”

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Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

Happy #StarWarsDay! My own favorite personal anecdote: I saw Star Wars with poet Allen Ginsberg when it first opened in Boulder in 1977. When the crawl went up the screen ("A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away..."), Allen sighed, "Thank God - I don't have to worry about it!"

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Taking the L pretty hard after (literally) biting my tongue real hard. Hurts worse the next day. Pretty distracting while trying to take lunch

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

the one thing i wish people understood about me is that at wendy’s, they do it dave’s way. although then again, i suppose that has more to do with wendy’s than it does me

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 04:35 UTC

Let’s hear it for Wings’ 1971 deep track Some People Never Know. Hip hip hooray

open.spotify.com/track/6s6SkT...

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

Paul McCartney: an unimpeachable wife guy

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