Jon Bois

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

i'll often see someone on here who doesn't follow me, and that's absolutely your prerogative. but i have lawyers, they're very good lawyers, and i will see you in court

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

chile relleno with rice and beans is the perfect meal, but in a way i guess it's kind of nice that there are also other kinds of meals

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

hey we’re out of ketchup. can someone who’s on the way over here pick up some ketchup

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 15:
“THAT’S NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE”
a study of the 1996 summer blockbuster Independence Day and the most annoying character in the history of cinema
44 minutes | color
drops today for secret base patreon members

www.patreon.com/posts/pretty...

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

here's a quick tour of the studio setup i use whenever i'm a third-wheel podcast guest. this is the onboard mic on my laptop. over here is the chair i sit in that's eight feet away. here's the router still using 2013 firmware that puts me on a 3-second delay and makes me step on everyone's jokes

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

replying “imma keep it real with you my brother in christ” to a famous person who posted here four times in april 2023

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

i wouldn’t call my bluesky account my primary revenue driver but i’d estimate it’s generated between $12 and $14 million so far. there’s obviously growth potential but that’s about where you want it to be at the one-year mark, so i’m not at all worried about it

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

hey, just logging in. i don’t really have anything to post about right now, just wanted to check out some posts and see what everybody else is up to

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

i'm the president

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

some interesting numbers entering tonight's debate: 38% 33% 77% (+/- 3 points) 18% among likely voters and unlikely voters 31% among likely voters AND unlikely voters 54% among those surveyed (margin of error: %, source: 87%)

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

at this point i've just started blocking everyone who says that the balloon boy incident was a hoax. i think he's still up there. i think that he's 20 years old and he needs our help

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

hey heads up, you've got a meeting in ten minutes

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

they released one of the best fps games ever right after dropping tie fighter, one of the best flight games ever. lucasarts was on fire around then

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

new episode of pretty good on the way

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

whenever i encounter tedious bluesky drama i prefer not to take part in it. it's best if i just hang back, take exhaustive and detailed notes, and then in a year or two make a documentary about it

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

to me the three most important components of a pizza are the dough, sauce, cheese, pizza, and toppings

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

i've been sitting in the bluesky argument lobby for half an hour now. all i want is a quick match. i'll argue over literally anything and take any side of the argument. earlier i started arguing that cleaning up litter is fascist and my opponent abandoned the match two minutes in. these servers suck

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

wait i thought you were still playing in westchester, is this how i find out you’ve been called up

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

signing an $8 million deal to co-host a podcast with 26 listeners called Let’s Talk About It For Real with a g-league player who fucking hates me

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

chuck's been developing a great side-eye

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