bridget epitropakis

badly-drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:55 UTC

I've been sitting in the garden for the last half hour, in gorgeous sunshine, right by my big border of lavender. I haven't seen a single bee. Not one. We're so fucked.

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:00 UTC

ok true. snackship bracelets

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:59 UTC

then who will make the bagels?

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:52 UTC

no but i am hyper-mobile 💥

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

if you think fireworks are loud you should hear me crack all my joints before i go to bed

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

losing my mind at this security dog at the eras tour wearing friendship bracelets. all dogs should have friendship bracelets (except drug dogs until they retire)

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

me after hearing “and the tennis court was covered up with some tent-like thing” on a grainy ass livestream

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

omg now she’s doing cowboy like me (my favourite love song of all time i think) on piano x you are in love and i … have simply. passed. away. COWBOY LIKE ME IS DEVASTATING. I think she’s on mushrooms

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

imgonnagetyouback x dress on guitar 😭

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

taylor swift is singing her horniest surprise song mashup ever right now in amsterdam if you even care

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

we’ve all loved terrible people. how do i know this? because i know people. and people are terrible

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:22 UTC

love this for me

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:53 UTC

almost

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:58 UTC

homemade limoncello gelato for breakfast because i have no boundaries

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:48 UTC

aaron dessner has let himself go

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

behind every successful man is god realizing he made a huge mistake while signing off the next natural disaster

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:11 UTC

new studies show ozempic could lead to blindness which is actually a good thing because it automatically solves half the issues with people using ozempic

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

me when the acid hits

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

i’m in a mixed-weight romance with my body dysmorphia

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

i was gonna say the ongoing war but not getting the dress code also sucks

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 05:23 UTC

she died doing what she loved: not leaving the house that day

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

trump brain aneurysm when

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

not weeping in a party bathroom, some actress asking me what happened, you, that’s what happened, you

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

thank you for doing this important research!!

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

the most monstrous woman isn’t a murderer or a rapist - she’s unmarried and childless at 34

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

i have the work ethic of the United Nations in that i prefer to stay out of global conflict and instead plant a little commemorative tree

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

i’ll be so mad if climate change defrosts my frozen embryos before i’m ready

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

just bought a madeline tray. incoming pastry seashells in the near future

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

being with an older man is fun because they forget they already told you stuff and you can gaslight them into thinking you’re psychic

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

wish larry king was still alive. he would’ve had a hot take on ageism

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