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bridget epitropakis

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being with an older man is fun because they forget they already told you stuff and you can gaslight them into thinking you’re psychic

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Marque's avatar Marque @marquemaire.bsky.social
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I wish this were funny.

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Eelaware 's avatar Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social
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Elder abuse but this also works on me, ngl

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wildmonkeysects™ 's avatar wildmonkeysects™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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F*ck. I forgot to take my memory pills.

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Rob's avatar Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social
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I see you’ve met my dad.

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Get Me Zarniwoop's avatar Get Me Zarniwoop @martinmorrey.bsky.social
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Do you promise you didn't skeet this last week?

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Richard Turner's avatar Richard Turner @captspeedy.bsky.social
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that’s evil. Someone else said that to me the other day …. i think.

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Store Brand Lasix 's avatar Store Brand Lasix @cccpd.bsky.social
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alzheimers 🤝 yapping not needing a brain

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notgordonallport's avatar notgordonallport @notgordonallport.bsky.social
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hey!

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Rahadyan T. S. (he/him)'s avatar Rahadyan T. S. (he/him) @rtsastro2023.bsky.social
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(Writes that on left arm so I won't forget...)

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Smogsteve's avatar Smogsteve @smogsteve.bsky.social
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Hey, I resemble that remark. Now let me tell you, I resemble that remark.

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Michael Carlson 's avatar Michael Carlson @micarlson.bsky.social
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Story of my life. But you knew that already

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Jim Toms's avatar Jim Toms @jim09ea63.bsky.social
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Rich_in_NJ's avatar Rich_in_NJ @richinnj.bsky.social
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Everything old is new again.

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