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Matthew B

@bikeguy.bsky.social

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One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG! Minneapolis MN


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Ripley AF (rental) - not obvious from the photo but check out that massive stem, probably 100-110? I liked it downhill, although made it a bit tricky to keep weight centered on tricky climbs.

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Photo evidence!

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12 mile MTB ride today, but no HR monitor, no cadence sensor, no garmin, no Strava!! may as well not even have happened :(

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iphone broke on vacation, no apple store in sight. not an utter disaster but a fairly distressing time to lose cell phone access. posting from a laptop just ain't the same

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Bar is lower since anyone can pay and comment vs vicious moderation system but counterpoint: the Jesus AI photo blog.

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Reading old Mitch hedberg jokes and one was: ‘fettuccini Alfredo is just Mac and cheese for adults’ which isn’t so much a joke as a correct Observation

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/Extremely the most “don’t hassle me voice you’ve ever heard: Don’t hassle me

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At the risk of starting the obvious; 1: lower weight 2: aerodynamics (can you hop on someone’s wheel??) 3: no hard acceleration 4: go slower These are key from several years of EV usage, especially 2.

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Are you implying using nuclear weapons at the end of WW2, when no other country had them and like 17 other factors were different, to “uh oh grandpa just nuked Winnipeg!”

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“Just the regular abnormalities for me, doc” 👍

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We did this whole “nuclear codes” thing around Trump, it was dumb then and it’s dumb now.

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Gonna have to explain how it “doesn’t work” when R’s keep showing up, voting for complete idiots event they don’t like, and control over half the states, the House, and most of the Courts.

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They are doing something similar on the current 1st Ave S reconstruction b/t 28th/16th (roughly)

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Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.

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Sounds like you’ve got a genuine concern for pedestrian safety here!

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Any driver that can be that distracted by a flashing bike light is a significant danger to pedestrians as well. They should get off the road or at least not drive at night.

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This used to new a thing!

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Boomer complaint incoming: they used to put binders in every hotel room and they don’t do that anymore. I just want to know pool hours and breakfast options.

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Yeah, just down by the lake (this is in Lutsen)

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Donuts full of sugar and white flour??? Should I cut down to 6/day or so?

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Yes. It was, ah, muddy.

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This is actually much less muddy than it was for most of the race

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Face reveal

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Happy Post Hog Friday to you guys

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Just wait until the boomers get there!

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FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.

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This one’s been in the hopper for awhile eh?

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If you do not already subscribe to defector give this a try.

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Banger. I’d take a bit more Roth art criticism.

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50 mile MTB race Saturday. Just went to the bathroom and well let’s just say hydration situation is looking 💪💪

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Don’t want to scold anyone, but I see A LOT of people riding with ear buds (I don’t care if they’ve got transparency) and that’s a danger to me. Lots of other good solutions out there.

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This “Promeande du Nord” thing actually looks pretty cool? I have seen zero marketing for it until today’s Strib.

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