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Having second thoughts about moving to a place where it’s consistently 115F for months. Not cool

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I made more than that at my first job as a receptionist in 1999

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Newsletter: Goldman Sachs has called BS on Generative AI, and I believe that it's time that everybody follows suit - generative AI is unreliable, unsustainable, requires an entire rebuild of America's power grid, and is most decidedly not the future.
www.wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/

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Ahhh that would be amazing!! I was just sitting here thinking “I have no idea how we would do this”

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Thank you. I have a lot of feelings right now and I needed to hear this ❤️

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I love that idea. I keep thinking about joining FB for the buy-nothing groups but I can’t bring myself to do it, lol

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Just started AA and it’s so witchy. They literally give you a magic talisman that must be relinquished if you break the spell. I fucking love it

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He’ll always be my hometown altweekly’s editor in my heart

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And there’s a new Lindsay Lohan movie coming out?? What year is it???

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Yeah, when you go to film school they teach you editing and it has a language like grammar. You can break the rules but you have to learn them first

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Just a funny comic for pals to read!!

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When I was a teenager we visited NY and my parents kept telling me to put my purse around my neck instead of on my shoulder, lol. It was the Big City!

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Clarkesworld's avatar Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com
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We're 344 subscribers away from where we were before Amazon pulled the rug out from under their traditional subscription program. There is light at the end of the tunnel, but still much work to do.

clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/

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This might be a long shot but I'm looking to talk to anyone who attended the 16th International Congress of Antique Bronzes in 2003 in Bucharest. Please share and if anyone was there, shoot me a message.

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Maybe the editor was like “Joanne this is a children’s book” (jk, no one edited that thing)

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Remember all the innuendo in the HP books about fucking goats? In retrospect that was weird (also it was weird at the time)

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Omg Cait when my husband bought some at CostCo I was like “what is this bougie shit” (no pun lol) but it’s nice right??

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Over the weekend, I found a tiny pink plastic shoe on the ground near my office. I placed it at eye level, on a wooden post, by the stairs. This morning, on that same post, was this picture.

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Tyler King's avatar Tyler King @tylerking.bsky.social
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“‘The crows come to the house and scream to warn us that there is no more water ... it’s our alarm,’ says Ortiz Ramos.” The US border wall cut off wildlife access to a natural spring, leaving numerous species without a water source in the middle of the Sonoran Desert. It’s one of many consequences.

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That always creeped me out too! Even the rest of them to a lesser extent, like poor Eddie

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Is it normal to luxuriate while tucked in bed each night in Twilight Zone-esque apocalyptic fantasies about living in an abandoned world whenin one might shave one’s head and wander naked in utter carelessness? Asking for me

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Michele Goo's avatar Michele Goo @michelegoo.bsky.social
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This stage of capitalism feels like the end of a monopoly game that’s been going on for hours and you already know you lost but the dick winning won’t let you go to bed until they get all of your money or you die.

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I haven’t been sick since 2019!! Its mind-blowing honestly

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I know this is an incredibly nerdy thing to say so pls don’t make fun of me, but this is why I like it here. It’s kinda blissful to be surrounded by people who are generally thoughtful and creative

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There are so many great DA fanfics, I hope the new game inspires more!!

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Bree wait did you write the story where Iron Bull helps Cullen work through his BDSM issues

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Let us watch the sit-com before we toddle off to the moving pictures

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Oh, you mean Lord Stanley Steamer, Carpet Cleaner

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To be clear I have not visited the labeler nor do I intend to do so. I am confidently bouba in both body and soul

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Lot of pro-kiki content on the skyline tonight. Where my boubas at

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