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The diabolical birdie
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So ICP doesn’t stand for Iowa’s Corny Poets? I don’t have as many fans as I thought
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The diabolical birdie@birdilicious.bsky.social |
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Poet/cartoonist, half-Mexican, half-queer, Mario enthusiast, tambourine slayer, pants hater, totes sober. www.bunnyvomit.com
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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So ICP doesn’t stand for Iowa’s Corny Poets? I don’t have as many fans as I thought
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The diabolical birdie
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I don’t have to be liked by everyone. Lots of times I don’t even like myself so why do I let one person bother me?
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The diabolical birdie
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I think my coworker doesn’t like me because of my stupid jokes.
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The diabolical birdie
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I think today is a three red bull day. Wish me luck
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The diabolical birdie
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Four diehard movies aren’t bad. I’m glad it ended there… anyone who disagrees with me is wrong
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The diabolical birdie
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Sometimes my culinary skills amaze me. Those brats belonged on tv
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The diabolical birdie
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Today is weenie eating day.
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The diabolical birdie
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The only American Birthday worth celebrating today is Captain America
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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What are the hipsters calling tomorrow’s new holiday?
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The diabolical birdie
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I don’t know how much a therapist is allowed to laugh during a session, but I am quite funny so maybe that’s the case.
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Catbus
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capitalism is that thought experiment where pushing a button gets you $10,000 but kills a stranger and every CEO on earth is mashing that shit like they're someone's kid brother playing Street Fighter
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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When hundreds of people start buying the things I make, it’s over for you bitches
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Charlie Bukowski
@lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
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You and the crew the day after Pride.
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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Even fake buffalo chicken makes me a little sissy
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The diabolical birdie
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Thank god no one mocks how many comics I read at work. Or that I read comics,
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The diabolical birdie
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I hooked up my lesser laser printer so I might start short runs of mini comics and zines in the near future.
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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So umm Biden can like assassinate any potential dictator? Did I “law” correctly?
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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A favorite? I have a top 3 at best.
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The diabolical birdie
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I almost fell down the stairs so obviously I’m going to be hurting in a few places today.
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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Being exhausted is no fun
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The diabolical birdie
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I’m so glad I know the answer to almost everythng people have asked me today
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The diabolical birdie
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We gotta hawk tuah that dick called life!
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The diabolical birdie
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Our Godzilla minus fun party was a success. We had fun! Despite our silly name
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amy j. garfield
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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But isn’t everything a sex toy with enough courage?
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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No one told me my name badge was upside down. Y’all are dead to me
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The diabolical birdie
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How do I get my body to not hurt anymore? I apparently jumped from my 20s to my 80s without the cool parts
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The diabolical birdie
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I’m glad when someone’s ‘tism matches mine and I’m not as weird as I thought I was
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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I’m less stressed at work than I am on my day off. This is gonna bug me
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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Can anyone hack my bank account to find my old credit card number? Chase bank is useless
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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Metroid zero mission has its claws in me.
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Lar deSouza
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Cartoon: Happy Lemon Party Night to all. Not me but those who have the fortitude to watch the presidential debate live. I'll wait for the summaries tomorrow.
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The diabolical birdie
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New shirt didn’t work yet. Had to go to my usual shirt so I’m less anxious. Pants only have 4 problems and I can fix that I think. Pants still suck
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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Wearing new pants and a new shirt today is going to create a whole new anxiety today
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The diabolical birdie
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Work this week has been on one day off one day. Which I might enjoy but today will be the real test
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The diabolical birdie
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Can someone remind me not to forget my sketch pad tomorrow? I probably won’t get to use it but I like having it at work where it belongs
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Lar deSouza
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Cartoon: Huey, Dewey & Bluey. With thanks to @costello.bsky.social for the suggestion :) Enjoy!
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The diabolical birdie
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Saw a coworker outside of work. Fun to be civilians for a little bit
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The diabolical birdie
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I’m still a feminist ally so don’t get mad if I fight some old ladies who don’t know how to drive in a parking lot
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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Tomorrow is another draw and make shit day! Cheer for me!
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The diabolical birdie
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When I get ready for work I start to feel like Moss from IT Crowd. Not just because I have my sweet style but I’m also more confident since I’ve been wearing women’s trousers
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The diabolical birdie
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Wearing a button up instead of a polo at work so I’m fighting with my clothes as I walk around. This is autism right?
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Haus of Decline
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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Gonna finally watch dragonball episode 52… I think. Will I finish it? Will I finish this series this year?
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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My todo list is too long. How do real adults handle this?
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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Who roofied my energy drink and knocked me out?
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Joseph Fink
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Art is literally anything that a person intends to be art. That's it. It is not a descriptor of quality. Art can be stupid, it can be harmful, and a lot of it is just terrible. Still art.
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The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
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My arm hairs act differently at work and I don’t know if it’s me or the environment. Do we have any arm hair experts?
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The diabolical birdie
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I told my partner last night that my mind constantly tells me that everyone doesn’t like me, even my close friends. I think it’s why I give off a “don’t give a fuck attitude” because I already think I’m not liked and I can’t/wont please everyone
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The diabolical birdie
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Fuck I’m tired. How do real adults do this shit?
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