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not by me, he wasn't

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i think napoleon was the go-to historical bogeyman for a few hundred years. the kaiser got a few years in but he got eclipsed p quick

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it hasn't updated in over a decade

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what a fuckin nerd

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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes

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unfortunately, I don't believe that "The 19th Century Industrialist" ever took off because too many webcomic readers had terrible taste and just wanted to read sluggy freelance mummy christmas party shit

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i think this is the funniest thing ever produced by the webcomic medium. i still say "that is a highly dubious statement" all the time

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I appeared on the Reserved Recommendations podcast to talk about the 2001 explosion of webcomics! We're talkin' Keenspace, baby!!

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genuinely, i just need people to be normal. just be normal.

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it's a lot of "i don't want to but golly gee i guess i won't have a choice" hand wringing

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i get it, we're all scared, we're all obsessing over the cold equations we might need for survival. but if you're gonna be a quisling, keep that fucking shit to yourself. talk to a priest, don't air that shit publicly

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"wah wah wah i'll have to turn over undesirables to the hypothetical secret police but what else can i do???? i'm soooo confused" shut the fuck up

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i see all the online activists who were super mad at my 12 year old german grandmother for not single-handedly taking down the nazi regime from inside are making plans about how to pre-emptively comply with american fascism

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haahah what a doofus!

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she is genuinely unwell

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straight men don't want to know about other straight mens' kinks and somehow this is trans peoples' fault? this is absolutely deranged thinking

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what point is jkr trying to make here? genuinely asking

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i genuinely cannot parse what point she's trying to make here. is she trying

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when the top of the world comes falling down, we can't despair - we must rebound!

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Pride BEGAN during a time of anti-sodomy laws. The first Pride was a riot against those laws. Pride is celebrated around the world in places where it is much more dangerous to be queer than here. Pride is not dependent on being ALLOWED to be who we are, it’s a promise that we WILL be no matter what

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i didn't need this, today of all days

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i'm very smart!

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It makes sense in the episode.

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Have I mentioned that Argylle is bad? Well, I mention it A LOT in this podcast! I discuss my theory that it was written entirely by AI, the problems with cat nepotism, and also how I got really high and decided it was a trans masc narrative

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oh cool, can't wait for a bunch of zoomers to go all cinema sins on mr bonestripper 🤪

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of fucking course rachel rooney would be involved!

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they all suck too. they don't even look cool and gothic like the ones over in europe

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I hate Biden but the idea he will or even should step aside after a shitty debate performance nobody will remember a month from now is a desperate, flaccid attempt to manufacture consent from the most navel-gazing pundits on the face of the planet

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I know smut may seem like a frivolous thing to be upset about, but crushing it is part of fascism. Controlling all forms of sexual expression is fascism. Only allowing certain kinds is fascism. Smut peddlers are always canaries in the coal mines.

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Let’s be very clear since this isn’t dying down: Kemi Badenoch is a hateful cunt. David Tennant said nothing wrong and a white man fighting for the rights of trans women is more than welcome to tell a transphobic black woman to shut the fuck up. Stop weaponizing identity politics!

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god, don't post about the debates! why are you freaks watching that shit? why are you doing that to yourselves?

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you should order this now or risk being an uncool fool!

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oh yeah i remember when the argrathi did this to o'brien. it worked out really well

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this might sound sinister but i'm just bitching about student loans

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So unfair that I have to live with the life-long consequences of the actions of my youthful self. That guy was like a whole different person!

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even more disappointing when you realize that they killed him by just ramming him with a boat

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finally, news we can trust

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I know we're all tired, but please CALL YOUR REPS. The Kids Online Safety Act is still a super dangerous bill that would censor social media and endanger your privacy online. The GOP supports it because they can use it to drive LGBTQIA+ people off the internet. Please keep calling!

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that's only one necklace tho

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he's just like us!

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The greatest horror movie ever made is Nothing But Trouble but everyone involved thought it was a comedy

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more like kyle SHITenhouse

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