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Hello boss!

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US pals it's the B&N pre-order sale and I've TWO books up for pre-order! Split Scream Volume Five featuring weird horror from me & @bitterkarella.bsky.social (out July 23rd), and LIMELIGHT, my debut collection of dark SF tales (out Sep 3rd)! Grab both in the 25% off sale for members!✨📚

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"He's the latest addition to the pantheon of great slashers" Freddy and jason are smiling down from heaven at him like it's a Kelly cartoon 🙄

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I'm gonna say it, I don't like art the clown. He's dumb and annoying, wish people would stop trying to make art the clown happen

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It's different because I stan fat fetishism. To me, It's good

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Wanting someone fat, I can only write what I know

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Writing an unpublishable essay about the liberatory potential of fat desire in horror because, unlike you plebs, my erection is woke

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Could be bigger

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my god, it's like they have no object permanence

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i'm no fan, but i get wildly excited whenever he outmaneuvers the biggest beltway puddingheads (admittedly, challenge level easy) so imagine how much the average voter loves a dark brandon arc.

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Dark Brandon emerges on top again ha ha!

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i love how every thumbnail is the reviewer's face with fake muppet eyes shopped in and "THE MOST RECTANGULAR BOOK EVER?????" in impact font

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looking at horror book reviews on youtube and thinking, siiigh, maybe someday a google-eyed doofus will review MY book

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you know they're just lying, as they always do, and they will immediately criminalize abortion and same sex marriage the moment that they get the first opportunity. why would you trust these ghouls when they pretend to suddenly soften their stance? are you stupid? do you not have object permanence?

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But honestly, you should vote Biden because, if nothing else, trump will be really mad when he loses and that will be very very funny. he's not gonna be funny if he wins, he's not going to be funny at all.

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the time for alternatives has passed. it's not your fault that we're in this situation, i don't blame you. you were placed here, same as i, by forces beyond our control. it's gonna be trump or biden, anything else is cope.

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i have examined all facets of the situation, i have studied it like a rare diamond, and it gives me no pleasure but that's how it fucking is

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Look, I don't like this situation one bit and I don't have much faith in electorialism, but the cold equation is it's gotta be Biden. That's just how it is.

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you guys are so bad at your jobs

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yes... ha ha YES!

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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

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Rex Morgan MD says to leave trans kids alone, you absolute freaks.

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i'm always saying this

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Viva la France!!!

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this is a good trajectory to be on!

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that's a good start, keep working on that!!

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wow, the Throne of Bones slaps hard

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in the future, there will be nothing to eat but lead

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no shame in losing to the best

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i mean this in the nicest possible way

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i know, like, three instances of people getting their girlfriends stolen by joan jett. fucking legend.

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just fuckin do it, you fuckin dope, jesus h christ!!

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People who believe nothing you post has impact- have no idea how to use a platform & they may also have an interest in discouraging you from speaking out. Online activism matters. Look at what they did to Twitter. Twitter was previously one of the most important communication tools on the planet.

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Did morale improve?

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Feelin fine. like a lark or a katydid that got a really good night of sleep

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not by me, he wasn't

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i think napoleon was the go-to historical bogeyman for a few hundred years. the kaiser got a few years in but he got eclipsed p quick

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it hasn't updated in over a decade

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what a fuckin nerd

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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes

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unfortunately, I don't believe that "The 19th Century Industrialist" ever took off because too many webcomic readers had terrible taste and just wanted to read sluggy freelance mummy christmas party shit

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i think this is the funniest thing ever produced by the webcomic medium. i still say "that is a highly dubious statement" all the time

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I appeared on the Reserved Recommendations podcast to talk about the 2001 explosion of webcomics! We're talkin' Keenspace, baby!!

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genuinely, i just need people to be normal. just be normal.

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it's a lot of "i don't want to but golly gee i guess i won't have a choice" hand wringing

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i get it, we're all scared, we're all obsessing over the cold equations we might need for survival. but if you're gonna be a quisling, keep that fucking shit to yourself. talk to a priest, don't air that shit publicly

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