Blazmit (@blazmit.bsky.social)

Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

Follow the money.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

What if he became president and had absolute immunity? I’m sure he could spin it as an official act somehow.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

So do we now have to trust that the American voters will elect a president that won’t take advantage of the gift that he’s just been handed?

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

The president can now legally have someone killed. Hell, he can legally kill someone, so long as it is done officially and within his or her constitutional authority. Got it.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

Power is taking hold absolutely in the United States of America.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

I’ve got the feathers if someone can bring the tar.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

Half mast. Flag upside down.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

I ate some toast.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

I feel like this belongs on Bluesky

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

Stay in school kids!

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

Well don’t keep us waiting, how many calories are in a baby?!?!?!?

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Do they have a single brain cell left among them?

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Please tell me this works.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

It’s right there- “… new set of priorities…”

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

It’s different now. Now he’s running for Vice President.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

“And I’d do it again.”

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

Where else would I get my fear and loathing? It’s the best game in town.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

Sounds to me like he’s in the wrong profession. Hacking into servers is a special kind of skill.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

Threaten them with low pay and dangerous working conditions.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

I like this word salad. It’s like you asked AI to write a jargon-rich marketing slogan in the form of an AI chatbot.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

How long before they try to abolish the 22nd amendment? Less messy than a coup.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

I feel like this has been tried before.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 03:59 UTC

Bring us your anger.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:53 UTC

You can observe chaos and still experience it.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:49 UTC

In an infinite universe, this happening with actual monkeys.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 01:45 UTC

You should have left it in a rental car in St. Louis, MO.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 17:35 UTC

Seems to be working again.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 04:08 UTC

So Twitter is now blocking searches for Bluesky invite codes?

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 30, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

Been on here for a while now. Just got my official Bluesky invitation.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 05:19 UTC

Crows like trinkets. They will return the favor.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 05:18 UTC

They want your fish.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 05:15 UTC

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 08, 2023 at 04:47 UTC

Hmm, how important are credentials to you?

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 08, 2023 at 04:41 UTC

I didn’t didn’t really notice until near the end of season one when he stepped out of his burning car and started walking.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 03:21 UTC

He won’t blabber, but somehow it will leak.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 27, 2023 at 04:49 UTC

Well that’s never failed us, has it.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 24, 2023 at 17:34 UTC

Does Elon have a superhero suit with a big ‘X’ on the chest?

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 24, 2023 at 17:09 UTC

It’s okay as long as you qualify it by adding “fucking” to it. Before or after.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 20, 2023 at 03:03 UTC

It should be easier to fake your death and disappear.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 17, 2023 at 04:24 UTC

The longer you look, the better you’ll feel.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 17, 2023 at 04:24 UTC

The longer you look, the better you’ll feel.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 16, 2023 at 06:02 UTC

The writers strike has taken a strange turn.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 15, 2023 at 23:04 UTC

There are no bots on twitter.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 15, 2023 at 18:22 UTC

Let me know if you want any pointers.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 15, 2023 at 16:14 UTC

I am rocking that zero engagement trifecta.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 15, 2023 at 05:39 UTC

Oh, I get it. The “edit post” option is just the “delete” and “post” option combined.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 15, 2023 at 01:55 UTC

At your income level, what kind of judge could you buy? At best, I could maybe buy off my judgmental neighbor with some cheap beer.

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Blazmit @blazmit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2023 at 05:13 UTC

How many is several? We’ve got two, how many more do we need?

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