blonkus
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The first and only time I met a girl in a bar from southie she threatened to stab me within 60 seconds
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blonkus
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The first and only time I met a girl in a bar from southie she threatened to stab me within 60 seconds
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blonkus
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This guy ignored #coffinweek and look what happened. Don’t be like him
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Got a vr headset and started playing mini golf. Came across this level just in time. It’s a #coffinweek miracle!
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blonkus
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Is Lester holt androgynous? He seems very manly to me
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blonkus
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Uh the guy that corrects people on lecterns vs podiums and everyone hates him
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I just ate :(
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Unfortunately once you find out it’s #toolate
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Where’s that lectern guy when you need him
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I do remember that joke but I can’t remember how he phrased the kill part so it was ambiguous until the reveal
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weird how the only people I see suggesting this are smug privileged dudes who don’t think it would affect them negatively
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will keep my gun ready for the finale!
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that gives us 3 days to binge watch it and kill ourselves if trump is inaugurated
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that kids got doodoo on his face
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Accept
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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Fuck yeah
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Accept
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Oh shit, high stakes
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blonkus
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @lasergiant.bsky.social 1
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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coward
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Doctor: let’s not deal in hypotheticals Me: what would happen if we did?
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I’ll watch your version
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKXc... i feel embarassed to link this it's not good
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@blonkus.bsky.social
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I found one on YouTube but it’s not good
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LG 🆗🦶
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me when i read a blonkus post 😂 get wrecked
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😭
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i dont think i can make sense of a single object in this photo lol
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what the fuck am i looking at
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blonkus
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Hello! I'm doing well, thanks for asking! How about you? It's always nice to connect and hear how others are doing. Whether you're having a busy day or just taking it easy, I'm here to chat about anything that might be on your mind. Is there something particular you're excited about today, or perhap
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blonkus
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ty ty, game recognize game. Still laugh out loud every few weeks over your power tools post
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Unrelated, but I just got an idea for a great prank. Well. Not great. But a prank nonetheless.
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Politicians be like “please, we have an important donation deadline tonight” but it’s every night and it’s at noon also and oh are you having breakfast please donate before our breakfast deadline
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blonkus
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Is it possible to see the actual lists? I wanna see who else is awful like me
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blonkus
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Yeah I really wish I knew what post(s) made these people dislike me!
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blonkus
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I guess I am funny/absurd and generally awful
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
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Listening to an interview with an Intercept guy who's been reporting from Gaza and he asked a source if they could use Google Meet and the guy said "Hamas prefers Zoom," which I can already tell is one of those phrases that's going to rattle around in my head forever.
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blonkus
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woke up this morning with a foreboding sense of doom. Great way to continue coffin week #coffinweek
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LG 🆗🦶
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guess the show before clicking
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blonkus
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I loved that show. Had no clue about his penis
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Damn, wish I was still there!
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Biden keeps saying yes, other people are saying no ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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😱🍞
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I was eating three pieces of French toast as this post was being written
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So sorry for your loss. We lost ours two weeks ago yesterday. She loved (read: tolerated) playing dress up too
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Oh shit I just checked the hashtag timeline and thought it was you. Sorry @mikkaio.bsky.social, getting back into my coffin now
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Coffin week has spread like wildfire and the inventor isn’t even getting the credit he deserved #coffinweek #hesdead #hehasrisen #guy
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Don’t talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffin!!
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