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Voracious reader of YouTube comments. There's no scraps in my scrapbook.
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This was the craziest way you could have responded to this. If I was making a movie about crazy Instagram commenters I would never have been able to come up with this kind of response. They blow me away everyday
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I don't know about those but I guess we didn't all go to an ivy league school 🙄
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It's been a tad bit disillusioning to see how quickly the local punk and underground artists around here have glommed onto AI generated shit for their flyers and posters. Makes me wonder if their whole aesthetic is really just a rebellion against good taste and social awareness.
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There's a whole field out there of people who've overextended darwinism into being a universal metaphysics rather than just an explanation of animal shapes, and it's only really led to social darwinism, eugenics, phrenology, meme theory, and more bizarre delusions like mewing.
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One of those theories that doesn't exist to make the world make more sense, but rather to undergird a dismissive attitude towards religion. You're allowed to have that attitude but crafting a whole intellectual system to support that conclusion is the kind of thing people usually mock religion for
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Nothing motivating this right now but Richard Dawkins is a bad scientist and meme theory is a stupid idea that doesn't explain anything and it's good that the word has been taken over to refer to pictures of Xzibit with impact font
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I hit a guy with the "Uh, sir, this is a Wendy's" and they drew a slash in the air with a sword and ascended into the heavens accompanied by a chorus of ineffably complex music. I think I fucked up, I think I really fucked up.
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The best feature in a sports game was the NBA 2K game that started your career mode in highschool for some reason. Playing as a 6'10" athletic monster dunking on 5'11" kids with a 14 overall rating. There should be whole games of that. MLB the Show should have an age 12 Little League mode.
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As a hacker, someone who breaks into laptops for a living, I'm constantly finding myself thwarted by the feature where the login screen takes an artificially long time to load when you type the wrong password in. They really got my ass with that one.
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Learning about the non-canonical gospels are a fascinating view into early Christianity. But I understand why they decided to scrap the Gospel of Thomas, what with its notion that how holy you are could be measured by the christochlorian count in your blood stream. Weird implications.
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Anno 1800 is robbing hours of my life away in a way that I haven't experienced with a video game in a long time. Great city builder/management sim. It was an unexpected but savvy touch to remove construction time from a game like this, no waiting around.
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I need to demonstrate my fitness for office.
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7 rocket league wins in 7 hours? Get ready to play Shenmue buddy...
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I appreciate the amateur poetry and artwork people do around this neighborhood but I gotta say the tonal whiplash here does detract a bit
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One of the most downvoted posts of all time in r/mafia if you sort by controversial
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I'm at a juncture in my life where I'm either going to join a Franciscan cloister or a local organized crime organization. Or maybe I'll develop a third interest, like Twitch streaming
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I didn't have enough characters for it but I was literally gonna say Black Rifle Coffee franchise lol
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What is the most "middle america" website? I think it's probably Reddit. Facebook is the VFW, Bluesky is a trendy arcade bar that serves overpriced alcoholic milkshakes, idk about Twitter these days. Reddit is like, the grocery store.
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There's too much senseless infighting between like-minded people on Bluesky. What these people need is someone to start boomer posting, like how they staged that alien invasion in The Watchmen. I'll get the ball rolling: I think the North Sentinalese would respect me if they saw me grilling.
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Acting like my shit doesn't... what? Did somebody say that my shit stinks? Who told you that?
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Reliable archetype is the guy who asks leading questions to idiot strangers on the internet and then replies, "What!? No way, but this does confirm what I suspected..."
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The part about the "Epstein didn't kill himself" conspiracy I find hardest to believe is that a number of prison guards would have been complicit in it and wouldn't have told Joe Rogan about it.
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The *weirdest* discourse that I've seen pop up more than once is people getting all self-righteous about peeing sitting down. Fuck off, learn to have some fun. Live a little. I'd shit standing up if our infrastructure was built to handle it.
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Eric Garland comes to me. Posting words of wisdom, "get funky".
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Getting anxious so I pull out my power image from my wallet to ground myself
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Eduard: You're not off the hook yet, cousin. Emilie: Blasts, that scoundrel Eduard is demanding more payment! We have no choice to pay up, for now... [Deliver 3 beers to Eduard's schooner]
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Sometimes my cat finds a bug crawling on the ground and follows it across the entire apartment just looking at it, either a lesson about finding joy in the little peculiarities of everyday life or a sign that she needs more enrichment.
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The worst feeling in the world is when you pet your cat too much and they turn around to swipe at you for it and get you with their claw a bit. It's like a cuddly pillow turning into a bee, all for the crime of affection.
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Is there a portion of the Lord's Prayer that hasn't already been used as the title for a gritty crime thriller?
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One way that you can tell that the discourse about nepo babies in Hollywood was onto something is how many mid budget shows and movies are all about a boring, subtly affluent, snarky mid-30s asshole where the only conflict is that they are mildly ambivalent about their own sex lives.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm doing pretty good for myself as an adult. Got an apartment, a steady job, a pet I adequately take care of. But then I salt my meal by taking the big cylinder of Morton's salt and pouring it into my hand then pinching it over my food instead of just owning a salt shaker
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Ooh, I haven't seen that. I should watch that tonight. Sounds like a bonafide 'picture'
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Mr. Gotti
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At a crossroads with this account, not sure whether to pivot into being the kinda guy who posts pictures of John Gotti with captions like "True legend" or whether to become a guy who thinks John Gotti was actually overrated and a publicity hound.
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I think they're still just in the mindset of a highschool English student who is only reading in order to pass a class
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For some reason MLB the Show's default settings use the controller speaker to pipe out banter from your teammates and base coaches, which adds to the sense that a stranger is rubbing your shoulders while you hear "There you go, man. Way to get on base."
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[Voice of a man who was just calmly and thoroughly rebuttled and had every one of his notions dismantled leaving not even the possibility of vindication.] "The exception that proves the rule, perhaps?"
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Really enthused to learn about late mobster Joseph "Joe Dogs" Ianuzzi. If I was a made man I would try to be this kind, and not the kind that gets murdered unceremoniously
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I love when my cat stares at me from a dark room with her reflective eyes glowing back at me in that way nocturnal animals do. It is like I've been visited by some awful, haunting specter who wants me to feed her even though there's still food in her bowl from lunch.
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'War and Peace' (1966) dir. Sergei Bondarchuk Russian aristocrat Pierre War reunites with childhood friend Andrei Peace and attempt to win the affection of their mutual acquaintance, the disarmingly young Crimein Ponushment.
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Trying to figure out how to format a joke where I retort to a quote from Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace by saying "Okay, Leonard." And also maybe I say something to imply that I think it's a novel about a man named Warren Peace
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The "minors do not interact" mindset so many people on this site have grosses me out. Like they're so on-guard for potential sexual misconduct that they can't let a teenager see their posts about the new Skyrim bundle or whatever, cause there's never actually porn.
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But also they aren't talking to their uncle, they would never talk to their uncle, they're talking to a guy named Josef Ballin on bluesky who is attempting some sort of crossover between Marxist-Leninist thought and NBA contract disputes that they don't have a say in anyway.
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The politics of online are so confused because people are largely engaged in French salon style discourse about philosophes and their ideals, but are insistent that what they are doing is actually working class praxis. As if worker solidarity is a matter of debating Judith Butler with your uncle.
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It looks like evidence has now been lost forever that my brother wore a Jerome Bettis jersey on national TV to be interviewed by Ed Helms about how a guy got him to sign a marijuana legalization form but it was a trick to register him as Republican.
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Just got emotional because they have Airborne Aquarium by Curren$y on the MLB the Show soundtrack, which is what I would listen to while getting high and playing sports games 12 years ago too.
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Woman in the world, if you see your man crying because he watched this video, do not divorce! Watch it yourself. If you understand, you are truly a keeper of gold.
youtu.be/ZjWHTjeVvNc?...
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sitting at the wheel is me-di-ta-shonn city of angels, my sal-va-shonn
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Anthony Kiedis sitting in an hour and a half of traffic to travel three miles "Buddy bam-wam. Los Angeles is my favorite city man."
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