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Blue Heron Farm

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The downside of starting to have more followers in this place is finding out how many people don't have any sense of humor at all. So many literalist scolds. 🙄

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woovie's avatar woovie @woovie.net
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Well ackshually

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The Spy who loves you's avatar The Spy who loves you @spyversuslies.bsky.social
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Well, they're not going to like me.

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Mop Bucket's avatar Mop Bucket @mopbucket.bsky.social
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In addition to "block, don't engage," I'd add "if the replies are rancid, just delete the post." If you feel the need you can post "other post deleted, rancid vibes" but you don't have to. Deleting your own posts isn't defeat. It's curation. It's a social skill. It's self-care. Normalize it.

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Peter's avatar Peter @pschastain.bsky.social
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Welcome to the internet

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Gordos52's avatar Gordos52 @gordos52.bsky.social
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Ah, they just need to get to know you.😘

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crybaby cowboy 's avatar crybaby cowboy @elyana.bsky.social
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The only reason I don’t hang out here more is this right here. And the somehow constant, way too online drama between the clique of posters that were here first.

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R.Stiffler's avatar R.Stiffler @jitteryraptor33.bsky.social
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Definitely don't try sarcastic humor doesn't end well I know.

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A. Rivera 's avatar A. Rivera @bloodravenlib.bsky.social
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Another reason why #MyBlockIsQuick.

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Rendire's avatar Rendire @rendire.bsky.social
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You are a bit hard on the paint some days.

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toilet bones's avatar toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social
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[confusingly explains something tangential to your joke to you for some reason]

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's avatar @azaffle.bsky.social
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Sometimes an emoji helps a stranger better understand your intent

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's avatar @elgrb.bsky.social
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At least they don’t dox you for it here.

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Ace's avatar Ace @dygytylace.bsky.social
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guilty as fuck over here in my defense i'm admittedly thick as a brick and there aren't any markings for sarcasm besides emojis, and I don't generally speak emoji

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David Clarke's avatar David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social
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Instead of the phrase “touch grass” to suggest these people you refer to might need to interact a little with the outside world, maybe we should try, “pet a goat”.

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DoodswithToods's avatar DoodswithToods @kempertainment.bsky.social
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I wish humor was an actual “sense” then like 99% of people would be born with it, and when /if you lost it, it would be akin to losing your eyesight or hearing… “What’s wrong with Jim?” “He’s downfunny.” “But he’s so young!” “I know, I’d rather go blind then lose the funny.”

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Janet L ♌🤘🧙‍♀️🧹🛼's avatar Janet L ♌🤘🧙‍♀️🧹🛼 @janetll69.bsky.social
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Fortunately, I've followed you for a while from that other place, so I normally catch the joke.

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