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Look at how easily we could all sleep if we didn't have to think about Joe Biden

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A pregnancy center can bill the state $14 for distributing a pack of diapers that only cost the center about 25 cents.

But before parents can get those diapers, they must take a class for which the center can bill the state $30 per hour of class a client attends.

www.propublica.org/article/texa...

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This… is a lot. 🤨🤔 I may need a visual.

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Are we talking about weird pizza on bsky today? RIP Cajun pizza place in Austin. Your crawfish and gator pizza was a delight.

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Why run Kamala when Hunter Biden is right there ꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ Two households both alike in dignity // In the “United” States we lay our scene ꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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"what are the Democrats gonna do about x" let me stop u right there buddy lol

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if you haven't tried weed yet, i need you to drop what you're doing and eat a joint. trust.

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It is is not anyone else’s responsibility to govern Texas but the government of Texas, there are right wingers who make this their Whole Thing!!! I feel like I am going crazy! Dan Patrick can eat my whole ass!

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Specifically Houston. They haaaaaate Houston.

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reading both abbott and patrick’s comments closely, neither are really denying biden’s claims. the state has to declare an emergency first, it’s not the white house’s responsibility to chase them around to make them do it, which is what both abbott’s and patrick’s comments suggest

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Houston, the Energy Capital of the World ***ᴺᵒⁿᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ, ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃˡˡ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᶦᵗᶜᵒᶦⁿ ᵐᶦⁿᵉʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴬᴵ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃⁿᶦᵉˢ

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Went to church with my MIL last week and the pastor read my lazy ass to filth

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Karl Bode's avatar Karl Bode @karlbode.bsky.social
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you could read fifty different mainstream stories on media mergers and never once be informed that such deals are almost always utterly purposeless ventures to fluff stock and nab tax breaks that routinely result in layoffs, higher prices, and lower quality product

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Laila Lalami's avatar Laila Lalami @lailalalami.bsky.social
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Remember the outcry from our entire political class back in October when it was reported that Israel had hit 1 hospital? They immediately screamed fake news. Now it’s 8 hospitals, and they’ve all gone silent.

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Thank you, jackson electric cooperative 🙌🙌🙌

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We’ve got power 😭🙏 but more importantly WE’VE GOT AIR CONDITIONING!

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ordering a billion dollars of shit today to return on amazon prime day to fuck up their numbers

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i think you misread/misinterpreted it 🫣

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HtownQueer HIV+'s avatar HtownQueer HIV+ @htownqueer.bsky.social
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Pasadena TX in the 80s Seized from Facebook. Pasadena is a incorporated city near Houston. These people never went away.

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Luckily we were able to start cleaning up early today while it was still cool and breezy and overcast. But we’ll need a few more days to pick up all the limbs that fell. The dogs are doing their part, as well.

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Relatively unscathed by Beryl! Worst damage was the live oak limbs all over the property, none of which hit the house or windows. No power and cell service is down, though.

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Aaaaand there goes the power. 🥲

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People are saying this!

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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(millennial James Brown) I feel bad

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RIP physics coach, you would have loved YouTube

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THANK YOU for saying “hunker down” instead of “bunker down”

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Me too. I heard we should watch for the swaying trees to switch directions

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baldur’s game***** lol

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In-laws wanted to make hurricanes 🍹 but we realized we only have like 2 out of 10 ingredients. We toasted to our first hurricane of the season with whiskey instead.

Now taking suggestions for rum to pickup at specs on Tuesday. #Beryl #DoHashtagsWorkHere #Matagorda

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Waiting on the next NHC update. Now’s as good a time as any to start playing baulder’s gate. Idk what to name myself.

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Getting final touches done on securing everything while we’re getting the first rain bands of Beryl coming our way.

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This and Ted Cruz fleeing to Mexico are things I hope stick with these people forever

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Everything points to rapid intensification tonight while everyone is fast asleep. That’s the worst time. I hope people in RVs are paying attention, there are so many of them down here.

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Slackline is off the trees. Boat’s in the barn the barn. Moved the vehicles so they aren’t under the trees. Running the dogs out in the yard and making sure they get a lot of energy out while it’s still not too muddy.

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we used to be a proper country

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And the laundry marathon has begun! Making sure *everything* is clean: clothes, linens, towels, anything and everything that would be comfortable to have in case the power goes out and it’s 100 degrees with 100% humidity.

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First things first, the cars are all gassed up, got some extra for the genny and tractors. ⛽️ (Do these things before the lines get bad!) Making sure we got propane for the grill in case the power goes out. Filling empty jugs from the recycling with water and tucking them in the freezer.

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Fellas, this account is now in Hurricane Posting™️ mode

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Well shit, I think we’ve got ourselves a good old fashioned hurricane

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‼️MATAGORDA BAY MENTIONED‼️

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