Bobby Pesto

@bobbypesto.bsky.social

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Williams' F1 test driver. Former world 200m record holder. Exiled former President of Burkina Faso. Liar.

Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

These look completely fictional, I love it

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

Anyone who self-identifies as a ‘motorist’ should be minced.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Get all 3, it’s not like they’ll take up a lot of height.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Weather really taking the piss by giving us a shit weekend in a lovely week.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

Sometimes I’ll treat myself to a half hour of 4 before I fetch the sunblock

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:11 UTC

Yeah! Upgrades are flowing through to the box, we’re up past 800 already

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:39 UTC

This isn’t even its final form - should update over the last week to get to 1.5gb plus

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:18 UTC

Eeeee happy internet day! Before and after!

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:49 UTC

Feet up day

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

Their tactic of actually trying to score goals feels like cheating somehow

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

Bass with Sass? I love the Grosvenor - soft shell crab roll and some battered gherkins are my go to treat.

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common or garden jules @gardenjules.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

Me, every time I see keir starmer

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Mikey Mike @dangermike.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 07:35 UTC

Fuck off to The Hague.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 09:37 UTC

I hope Tony Blair gets his dick caught in his zip every day for the rest of his life.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

Pipes pipes pipes

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

My wife and her friend used to do it in basic kit and got me on board in an advisory capacity to help them make something more consistent as I used to work in labs, then I caught the bug and it sort of snowballed. Now we’re fully in stainless steel and we design and program the brews by Bluetooth.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

What do you get to do when you’ve had a bad day?

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

Got out of the habit after we moved but trying to get back on the wagon - we were getting pretty good at it. Cheating though as we use fancy kit.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Brew day

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Milkdud @likeamilkdud.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

👁

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

I joined the Green Party today.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

what

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

Musicals and pornography are basically the same, in that their fans are probably not watching them for the plot.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

Inshallah

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

Pleurait de rire is crying from laughing I’m afraid

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

At a BBQ so naturally all the men are stood with their arms folded watching and judging the lighting process.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:39 UTC

This happened to my wife’s cousin, it’s a really weird combination of being a shock but not unexpected. Just really sad, hope you’re holding up okay.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

The Labour candidate in El’s parents’ constituency got 8008 votes. Haha, boob.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

Haha getting marked down for being too perceptive

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

I think from the nose that’s a shrew.

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The Foggy Jew @hmcevansoneya.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:31 UTC

George Galloway *losing* his seat in an election where a bunch of single-issue pro-Palestine Independents were elected is really, really funny

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

New New Labour

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

Reform UK

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

I came out of it feeling like I’d done really badly but almost got full marks, just trust your instincts you’ll be fine

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:26 UTC

Isn’t their prp just a Lib Dem ribbon?

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:23 UTC

Let’s go

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:29 UTC

If you’re struggling for something to look forward to, the look on Starmer’s face in the first interview where the press stops softballing him is going to be absolutely hilarious.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:22 UTC

Fair play, the LibDems did ok in the end so she’s thrilled, doesn’t mean I can’t still get in some jabs

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

My brother’s constituency booted out Joanna Cherry, lovely stuff

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:08 UTC

Entryism baybee

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

It’s happening

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

Waaaay

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

Got to get your kicks where you can - we’re cheering every time a Lib Dem comes last.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

Just jumping from channel to channel to try to dodge the overwhelming tsunami of smugness.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:36 UTC

I once told one of my colleagues that if they were guillotined in a revolution they would deserve it, so now people don’t talk politics with me that frequently.

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:32 UTC

My boss tiptoeing around his political beliefs today and I’m just straight posting through it with my profile pic being edited DPRK propaganda and sending this to my team chat

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:48 UTC

Choosing to interpret this as his full blooded support for aligning and allying with communist China against the USA

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Bobby Pesto @bobbypesto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:31 UTC

Predicting a landslide of apathy given I arrived at the polling station over an hour and a half after they opened and was only the second voter.

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